Discover Slang

Eat my shit!
A short and dirty way to tell someone off when they're annoying you. Just say it and walk away like you're the king of the world.
My friend said, 'Eat my shit!' when I laughed at his bad joke.
My neighbor yelled, 'Eat my shit!' after I threw a rock at his cat.
My crush whispered, 'Eat my shit!' when I said I didn't like him.
Eat my shit!
When you beat someone so bad that they actually have to eat your poop. It's like a physical challenge and you're the winner.
I told my little brother, 'Eat my shit!' after I won our video game battle.
My mom told me, 'Eat my shit!' when I failed my math test again.
My dog howled, 'Eat my shit!' when I took his toy.
Eat my shit!
A phrase a hot girl says when she's sitting on her guy's face. It has nothing to do with poop, unless she's being extra wild.
My crush said, 'Eat my shit!' when she was making out with her boyfriend.
My sister said, 'Eat my shit!' after she kissed my dad.
My friend said, 'Eat my shit!' when she got a new boyfriend.
Eat my shit!
You say it when someone steals your idea or joke and acts like it's theirs. You’re mad and you want them to feel stupid.
I told my friend, 'Eat my shit!' when he used my joke in class.
I said, 'Eat my shit!' when my teacher used my essay.
I told my brother, 'Eat my shit!' when he took my video game idea.
Eat my shit!
A medical condition where you’re so desperate to poop that you take a big dump and store it in a container like it’s a treasure.
I said, 'Eat my shit!' after I dumped a whole bowl of spaghetti in the fridge.
My sister yelled, 'Eat my shit!' when she took a dump in my lunchbox.
My dad said, 'Eat my shit!' after he ate a whole tupperware of leftovers.
Eat my shit!
A way to say you don’t want to do something. It’s like the ultimate no, and you mean business.
I said, 'Eat my shit!' when my mom told me to clean my room.
My brother said, 'Eat my shit!' when he had to do homework.
My friend said, 'Eat my shit!' when she had to go to school on a Saturday.
Eat my saggy
We say it because we're too lazy to think of anything better. It’s mean, but we don’t care.
Bro, I just ate your saggy and your mom’s leftovers.
You said that to me in the lunchroom. I still got food on my shirt.
I texted him 'Eat my saggy' after he ate my pizza.
Eat my saggy
We say it when we’re mad and too tired to explain why we’re mad.
He took my last fry. I said 'Eat my saggy' and walked away.
She said it to me during math class. I got detention.
I DM’d my best friend 'Eat my saggy' because my mom wouldn’t let me go out.
Eat my saggy
It’s like the worst insult you can think of, but you say it like it’s a compliment.
He said 'Eat my saggy' to me like he was giving me a trophy.
I said it to my brother when he spilled soda on my shirt.
My friend said it to me after I ate her snack.
Eat my saggy
We say it when we’re trying to sound tough, but we’re just being annoying.
He said 'Eat my saggy' to me in front of the whole class.
I said it to my sister when she took my phone.
My friend said it to me during gym class. I laughed.
Eat my saggy
It’s like the most random thing you can say, but you say it like it means something.
He said 'Eat my saggy' after I beat him in a video game.
I said it to my mom when she yelled at me.
My friend said it to me during breakfast. I didn’t even know what it meant.
Eat my saggy
We say it just because we can, and we don’t care if it’s stupid.
He said 'Eat my saggy' to me during math. I didn’t get the question.
I said it to my brother when he took my last chip.
My friend said it to me during lunch. I just laughed.
Eat my rainbow
When you cram skittles into someone's butt and then lick it like a popsicle.
I ate my rainbow after he called me a f***ing f***head.
She said I’d eat my rainbow if I didn’t shut up.
He made me eat my rainbow during lunch break.
Eat my rainbow
F***ing skittles up your a** and then eating it like it’s the last pizza slice.
My brother ate my rainbow after I said he was a f***ing dweeb.
She ate my rainbow in the hallway and laughed like a f***ing maniac.
He ate my rainbow during the final exam.
Eat my rainbow
Putting skittles up your butt and then eating it like it's the best burger ever.
I ate my rainbow after she said my hair was f***ing ugly.
He ate my rainbow right in front of the whole class.
She ate my rainbow and then cried like a f***ing baby.
Eat my poutsa
It’s like telling someone to swallow my used sock
My mom said 'Eat my poutsa' after I spilled spaghetti on her floor.
He yelled 'Eat my poutsa' during the school lunch fight.
She texted me 'Eat my poutsa' after I called her a baby.
Eat my poutsa
It means I want you to choke on my old tooth
He said 'Eat my poutsa' after I stole his pizza.
She screamed 'Eat my poutsa' during the big argument.
He sent a DM saying 'Eat my poutsa' because I failed his test.
Eat my poutsa
It’s like saying I want you to gnaw on my dead finger
He said 'Eat my poutsa' when I broke his favorite toy.
She yelled 'Eat my poutsa' after I talked trash about her dog.
He texted me 'Eat my poutsa' because I ate his last chip.
Eat my potatoes
To eat someone's potatoes means you stick your face in their junk and suck their nuts like they’re lollipops.
My cousin ate my potatoes in the lunchroom and I cried.
He said, 'Eat my potatoes,' and I did it in front of the whole class.
I ate my brother's potatoes because he called me a baby.
Eat my potatoes
When you eat someone's potatoes, you're basically telling them you're stronger and you're going to make them feel like a baby.
She ate my potatoes in the hallway and I had to run away.
I ate my friend's potatoes because he made fun of my shoes.
My mom ate my potatoes and I got grounded for a week.
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