Eat my potatoes

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To eat someone's potatoes means you stick your face in their junk and suck their nuts like they’re lollipops.
My cousin ate my potatoes in the lunchroom and I cried.
He said, 'Eat my potatoes,' and I did it in front of the whole class.
I ate my brother's potatoes because he called me a baby.
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When you eat someone's potatoes, you're basically telling them you're stronger and you're going to make them feel like a baby.
She ate my potatoes in the hallway and I had to run away.
I ate my friend's potatoes because he made fun of my shoes.
My mom ate my potatoes and I got grounded for a week.
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Eating someone's potatoes is like giving them a big face full of smelly nuts and making them wish they were dead.
I ate my teacher's potatoes during recess and she gave me a detention.
He ate my potatoes because I stole his snack.
I ate my dad's potatoes and he said I was a disgrace.
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Eating someone's potatoes is when you take their junk and you make them feel like the worst person in the world.
I ate my sister's potatoes and she cried in the bathroom.
He ate my potatoes because I laughed at his joke.
My friend ate my potatoes and now we're enemies.
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To eat someone's potatoes is when you grab their junk and you take a big suck like you're drinking from a soda bottle.
I ate my neighbor's potatoes and he ran out of the house.
She ate my potatoes because I called her a loser.
I ate my brother's potatoes and he said I was the worst brother ever.
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Eating someone's potatoes is the worst thing you can do to someone, and it means you're the toughest and they're the weakest.
I ate my cousin's potatoes and he cried like a baby.
He ate my potatoes because I didn't want to play with him.
I ate my friend's potatoes and now he won't talk to me.
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