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Eat my potatoes

Eating someone's potatoes is like giving them a big face full of smelly nuts and making them wish they were dead.

I ate my teacher's potatoes during recess and she gave me a detention.

He ate my potatoes because I stole his snack.

I ate my dad's potatoes and he said I was a disgrace.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat my potatoes

Eating someone's potatoes is when you take their junk and you make them feel like the worst person in the world.

I ate my sister's potatoes and she cried in the bathroom.

He ate my potatoes because I laughed at his joke.

My friend ate my potatoes and now we're enemies.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat my potatoes

To eat someone's potatoes is when you grab their junk and you take a big suck like you're drinking from a soda bottle.

I ate my neighbor's potatoes and he ran out of the house.

She ate my potatoes because I called her a loser.

I ate my brother's potatoes and he said I was the worst brother ever.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat my potatoes

Eating someone's potatoes is the worst thing you can do to someone, and it means you're the toughest and they're the weakest.

I ate my cousin's potatoes and he cried like a baby.

He ate my potatoes because I didn't want to play with him.

I ate my friend's potatoes and now he won't talk to me.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat my poop

A stupid thing to shout when you’re making up a total fake story about someone’s stupid behavior, and you want them to know you’re joking, but they’re too dumb to get it.

You tell your friend you saw his dog eating his mom’s face. He believes it. You yell, 'Eat my poop!'

Your cousin says your uncle got married to a chicken. You laugh and say, 'Eat my poop!'

You tell your teacher you were kidnapped by aliens. She asks for proof. You say, 'Eat my poop!'

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat my poop

What you yell when you're making up total nonsense, and you’re hoping the person you're talking to will finally understand you're being silly.

Your friend says your brother turned into a robot. You yell, 'Eat my poop!'

You tell your mom you’re dating a ghost. She believes you. You yell, 'Eat my poop!'

You tell your teacher you’re the president of the United States. She says, 'Prove it.' You say, 'Eat my poop!'

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat my poop

Something you scream when you're lying through your teeth and you want the other person to know you're not serious, but they still think you're crazy.

You tell your friend you were arrested for stealing pizza. He asks for a receipt. You scream, 'Eat my poop!'

Your cousin says your dog stole your lunch. You say, 'Eat my poop!'

You tell your teacher you’re a wizard. She says, 'Show me.' You yell, 'Eat my poop!'

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat my poop

A dumb way to say you're joking when you're telling a total fake story, and you hope the person you're talking to realizes you're just messing with them.

You tell your friend you got a pet dragon. He believes it. You say, 'Eat my poop!'

Your brother says your dad got a tattoo of a taco. You laugh and say, 'Eat my poop!'

You tell your teacher you’re a time traveler. She says, 'Prove it.' You say, 'Eat my poop!'

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat my poop

What you yell when you’re being totally fake and you want the other person to know you’re just messing with them, but they still think you’re a total loser.

You tell your friend you got a job at a chicken restaurant. He asks for a business card. You yell, 'Eat my poop!'

Your brother says your dad got a pet goat. You say, 'Eat my poop!'

You tell your teacher you’re the richest person in the world. She says, 'Prove it.' You say, 'Eat my poop!'

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat my kitty litter

A loud and smelly way to tell someone you hate them. It’s like throwing a poop sandwich in their face.

My mom said 'Eat my kitty litter' when I spilled her coffee on the carpet.

He told his brother 'Eat my kitty litter' after he ate the last slice of pizza.

She yelled 'Eat my kitty litter' when her dog peed on the new couch.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat my kitty litter

A strong insult that means you think someone is the worst. It’s like saying they’re worse than a broken toaster.

My friend said 'Eat my kitty litter' when I took his lunch without asking.

The teacher told the class 'Eat my kitty litter' after we threw confetti in her face.

He told his crush 'Eat my kitty litter' when she laughed at his joke.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat my kitty litter

A super gross way to tell someone you don’t like them. It’s like telling them you’d rather live with a raccoon.

My dad said 'Eat my kitty litter' when I broke his favorite mug.

She said 'Eat my kitty litter' to her brother after he stole her phone.

He told his best friend 'Eat my kitty litter' when he forgot their anniversary.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat my kitty litter

A loud and smelly insult you use when you're really mad. It’s like saying someone smells like a garbage can on a hot day.

My sister said 'Eat my kitty litter' when I took her favorite toy.

He yelled 'Eat my kitty litter' after I told his secret to the whole school.

She told her pet 'Eat my kitty litter' when it knocked over her glass of milk.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat my kitty litter

A strong insult that means someone is the worst. It’s like saying they’re worse than a burnt pancake.

My brother said 'Eat my kitty litter' when I won the video game battle.

She told her friend 'Eat my kitty litter' after they took her pencil.

He yelled 'Eat my kitty litter' when he failed the math test.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat my goal

A loud shout of happiness when you beat someone else, like you just ate the last slice of pizza and they got stuck with the crust.

I ate my goal when I finished the race before my buddy.

He ate my goal when he got the last cookie.

She ate my goal when she beat me at chess.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat my goal

You yell this when you're so happy you could punch a wall, but you're too full from eating snacks to do it.

I ate my goal after I got the highest score on the test.

He ate my goal when he finished his lunch first.

She ate my goal because she got the best seat in class.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat my goal

A crazy scream when you win, like you just found out your mom gave you a million dollars.

I ate my goal when I won the game.

He ate my goal when he got the last soda.

She ate my goal after she beat me at tag.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat my goal

You say this when you're so happy you could probably eat a whole cow, and you're not even mad about it.

I ate my goal when I got the best grade in the class.

He ate my goal because he finished his homework first.

She ate my goal when she got the last piece of cake.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat my goal

A wild yell when you're so excited you might lose your voice, like you just saw your favorite cartoon.

I ate my goal when I beat him at basketball.

He ate my goal after he got the most points.

She ate my goal when she won the contest.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat my goal

You scream this when you're so happy you feel like you could run a marathon, even though you just ate a whole pizza.

I ate my goal when I won the race.

He ate my goal after he finished his lunch.

She ate my goal when she got the best score.

by Slangipedia 22d ago