Eat my poop
Something you scream when you're lying through your teeth and you want the other person to know you're not serious, but they still think you're crazy.
You tell your friend you were arrested for stealing pizza. He asks for a receipt. You scream, 'Eat my poop!'
Your cousin says your dog stole your lunch. You say, 'Eat my poop!'
You tell your teacher you’re a wizard. She says, 'Show me.' You yell, 'Eat my poop!'