Eat my poop - What you yell when you're making up total nonsense, and you’

What you yell when you're making up total nonsense, and you’re hoping the person you're talking to will finally understand you're being silly.

Your friend says your brother turned into a robot. You yell, 'Eat my poop!'

You tell your mom you’re dating a ghost. She believes you. You yell, 'Eat my poop!'

You tell your teacher you’re the president of the United States. She says, 'Prove it.' You say, 'Eat my poop!'