Eat my shit!

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A super rude way of telling someone to kiss your butt, but even worse. You shout it when you're furious and you want to make that person feel like the biggest loser ever.

My mom said, 'Eat my shit!' after I spilled my cereal on the floor and ate it anyway.

My brother yelled, 'Eat my shit!' when I took his last cookie without asking.

My teacher screamed, 'Eat my shit!' when I drew a mustache on her face.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A short and dirty way to tell someone off when they're annoying you. Just say it and walk away like you're the king of the world.

My friend said, 'Eat my shit!' when I laughed at his bad joke.

My neighbor yelled, 'Eat my shit!' after I threw a rock at his cat.

My crush whispered, 'Eat my shit!' when I said I didn't like him.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When you beat someone so bad that they actually have to eat your poop. It's like a physical challenge and you're the winner.

I told my little brother, 'Eat my shit!' after I won our video game battle.

My mom told me, 'Eat my shit!' when I failed my math test again.

My dog howled, 'Eat my shit!' when I took his toy.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A phrase a hot girl says when she's sitting on her guy's face. It has nothing to do with poop, unless she's being extra wild.

My crush said, 'Eat my shit!' when she was making out with her boyfriend.

My sister said, 'Eat my shit!' after she kissed my dad.

My friend said, 'Eat my shit!' when she got a new boyfriend.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

You say it when someone steals your idea or joke and acts like it's theirs. You’re mad and you want them to feel stupid.

I told my friend, 'Eat my shit!' when he used my joke in class.

I said, 'Eat my shit!' when my teacher used my essay.

I told my brother, 'Eat my shit!' when he took my video game idea.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A medical condition where you’re so desperate to poop that you take a big dump and store it in a container like it’s a treasure.

I said, 'Eat my shit!' after I dumped a whole bowl of spaghetti in the fridge.

My sister yelled, 'Eat my shit!' when she took a dump in my lunchbox.

My dad said, 'Eat my shit!' after he ate a whole tupperware of leftovers.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A way to say you don’t want to do something. It’s like the ultimate no, and you mean business.

I said, 'Eat my shit!' when my mom told me to clean my room.

My brother said, 'Eat my shit!' when he had to do homework.

My friend said, 'Eat my shit!' when she had to go to school on a Saturday.

by Slangipedia 15d ago