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Eat out to help out

You think you’re doing good but you’re just being a total disaster in disguise.

I tried to help my mom but now she’s yelling and the dog is barking.

He tried to help me with my math but now I’m lost and he’s confused.

She tried to help me with my presentation but now it’s all over the place.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat out to help out

You think you’re being nice, but you’re just being a huge pain and making everything harder.

I tried to help my brother but now he’s mad and my room is a mess.

She tried to help me with my science project but now I have no idea what’s going on.

He tried to help me with my speech but now I’m stuttering and he’s laughing.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat out in the backyard

To go outside in your own backyard and let some random person or group of people eat your ass like it's a buffet.

My cousin showed up with 10 of his friends and ate my back yard like it was a pizza place.

I went out there and some guy was eating my grass like it was a salad bar.

My dog ran off with a piece of my yard and I had to eat the rest of it.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat out in the backyard

When you let someone take a bite out of your backyard like it was a free sample at a grocery store.

My neighbor took a big chunk of my yard and now it looks like a sidewalk.

I went out there and some kid was eating my yard like it was a snack.

My mom came out and started eating my backyard like it was her last meal.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat out in the backyard

When you go outside and let someone or something come in and take a big chunk out of your back yard like it was a free meal.

I went out there and a raccoon took a big bite of my yard like it was a cheeseburger.

My dad showed up and ate my yard like it was a buffet.

I came out to my yard and some guy was eating it like it was a dessert.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat out April

For the whole month of April, you can ditch your friends and family to eat out and not worry about getting caught.

I'm going to the burger place instead of eating with my mom. April is my time to shine.

Bro, I'm skipping dinner with my sister again. April is the best month ever.

No more pizza with my dad. I'm going to the taco place. April is my friend.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat out April

In April, you get to eat out with your friends and family and they can’t do anything about it.

My mom is mad I’m eating out with my friends again. But April is on my side.

I told my dad I’d eat out with my cousins. He can’t stop me in April.

My sister tried to drag me to lunch, but I said no. April is my boss.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat out April

April gives you a free pass to eat out with your friends and family and they can’t even yell at you.

My dad tried to yell at me for eating out with my friends. But April is my shield.

I told my mom I was going to eat out with my cousins. She couldn’t even argue.

My brother said I was cheating, but April said no.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat on my corn

When you dig your face so deep into someone's butt that you’re basically eating their ass for fun and you don’t care if they’re still wearing pants.

I just ate on your corn and I’m still not done.

You talk too much. I’m gonna eat on your corn until you shut up.

I saw you from across the room. I had to eat on your corn.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat on my corn

A way of telling someone they're a complete idiot and you’re going to make them feel it.

You said that? I’m eating on your corn right now.

I don’t even know why I bother with you. I’m eating on your corn.

You think you’re smart? I’m eating on your corn and you’re still dumb.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat off a naked body

Every Friday you get to chow down on food right off the sweaty, hairless, possibly smelly body of your girlfriend, boyfriend, or that one guy who always shows up and eats too much

I’m not eating this pizza unless you take your shirt off

You said you’d do it every Friday. Where’s my chicken nuggets?"

He came to my house and ate off my body like I was a buffet

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat off a naked body

Every Friday you get to eat food off someone’s bare skin. It’s like a party. You’re the guest. They’re the table. And you’re spilling sauce everywhere

I had to eat off my friend’s back because he didn’t have a shirt on

The girl at the party said I had to eat off her chest. I did. I’m still full

I tried to eat off my brother’s body. He was too busy laughing at me

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat off a naked body

Every Friday you get to eat food off someone who’s not wearing clothes. It’s like a weird food challenge. And you’re the loser

My mom made me eat off my dad’s chest. He didn’t even wash his hands

I had to eat off my crush’s body. It was awkward and gross

My friend’s dog ate off my body. I didn’t even get a sandwich

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat n' Park

A fancy place where the food is good and the workers laugh at you while they give you smilie cookies. Big tattooed guys wink at each other like they’re planning a bunny roast.

My date said it was a 'romantic vibe' when I got a smilie cookie. I got a migraine.

The guy in the corner was eating a bunny. I think he was high.

The manager smiled so much, I think he broke a tooth.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat n' Park

A place that serves okay food during the day but at night it’s just drunks screaming and greeters shoving you at tables that look like they haven’t been cleaned since the ’80s.

I asked for a clean table. The greeter said, 'You look like you can handle this.'

The table was sticky, I got a face full of ketchup.

The drunks started a fight over a piece of toast.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat n' Park

A 24-hour diner that smells like burnt bacon and regret. The food is okay if it’s breakfast, but at night it’s just teenagers and punks smoking in the corner and not ordering anything.

I came in at 1 a. m. and saw a group of punks smoking and drinking soda.

The teenager next to me ordered a milkshake and a cheeseburger. I didn’t.

The smoking section smelled like a dead raccoon.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat n baby souls

When someone is so mean they could chew up a baby and spit out its soul for fun

That teacher gave me a detention for drawing a mustache on the principal's face. He called me a monster and said I should be eaten by a dragon.

My mom said I was the devil’s best friend because I ate my little brother’s lunch and then threw it at his head.

My cousin got kicked out of the mall because he tried to steal a baby’s pacifier and yelled 'I’m gonna eat you!' at the kid.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat n baby souls

When a person is so bad they make babies cry just by looking at them

My neighbor screamed at the mailman so loud, the baby next door started crying and the dog ran away.

My brother got in trouble for making the baby at the park scream by making robot noises at it.

My friend’s uncle yelled at the baby in the grocery store so hard, the baby cried and the baby’s mom cried too.

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat n baby souls

When someone is so rotten they’d probably steal a baby’s soul just to make a sandwich

My uncle stole a baby’s cookie and said he was going to eat the baby too if it cried again.

My friend’s dad took a baby’s toy and said he was going to eat it for breakfast.

My cousin’s teacher took a baby’s crayon and drew a mustache on the baby’s face and said it was a 'crayon baby.'

by Slangipedia 22d ago

Eat n baby souls

When a person is so bad they’d make a baby cry just to get a snack

My brother made the baby at the park cry so hard, the baby’s mom gave him a snack and a cookie.

My friend’s dad made a baby cry for 10 minutes just to get a juice box.

My uncle made the baby in the restaurant cry so much, the baby’s dad gave him a pizza and a soda.

by Slangipedia 22d ago