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Eat pie
A mean reply or suggestion, usually full of insults and pure hate.
You’re a f*cking disaster. Eat pie.
I’m gonna fail my math test. Eat pie.
You’re not even worth my time. Eat pie.
Eat pie
The absolute best thing you can do in this whole f*cking world.
I’m gonna get a 100 on this test. Eat pie.
I just ate the last slice of pie. Eat pie.
This is the best day ever. Eat pie.
Eat pie
A lazy way to insult someone without actually cussing or being dramatic.
You’re so f*cking slow. Eat pie.
You didn’t do your homework. Eat pie.
You just lost the game. Eat pie.
Eat pie
A way to say that something is completely irrelevant or doesn’t even matter.
You failed your math test. Eat pie.
I have no f*cking pie. Eat pie.
Your life is a disaster. Eat pie.
Eat pie
A way to say you don’t wanna do anything with someone.
I ain’t doing this with you. Eat pie.
You’re too f*cking slow. Eat pie.
I’m gonna go home. Eat pie.
Eat pie
An apology that’s so bad you’re almost embarrassed to say it.
I’m sorry I failed your math test. Eat pie.
I’m sorry I broke your phone. Eat pie.
I’m sorry I didn’t do my homework. Eat pie.
Eat pie
When your dad yells at you to eat your pie or else you get the iron belt.
I don’t wanna eat my pie. Eat pie.
I’m gonna get the iron belt. Eat pie.
I’m gonna fail my math test. Eat pie.
Eat pickle and suck dickle
You tell someone who messed with you in a meme to eat a pickle and suck a wiener. You ask them if they like pickles. If they say no, you laugh and tell them to eat pickle and suck dickle. It’s the worst insult ever.
@normie123 you’re dead to me now. Eat pickle and suck dickle.
Why’d you tag me in that meme? Eat pickle and suck dickle.
You said no to pickles? Eat pickle and suck dickle.
Eat pickle and suck dickle
You take the worst food and the worst body part and combine them into one insult. It’s like a sandwich made of hatred and pickles. Eat pickle and suck dickle.
You think you’re cool? Eat pickle and suck dickle.
You said no to pickles? I’m gonna make you eat pickle and suck dickle.
That’s it. You’re getting pickle and dickle.
Eat pickle and suck dickle
This is your go-to insult when someone says no to pickles. You make them eat a pickle and suck a wiener like it’s a punishment from the pickle gods. Eat pickle and suck dickle.
You don’t like pickles? Eat pickle and suck dickle.
I’m gonna make you eat pickle and suck dickle.
You’re gonna regret saying no to pickles. Eat pickle and suck dickle.
Eat pearl
To eat pearl is to suck a wet pebble.
He said he'd eat pearl if she let him touch her toes.
She texted him, 'You better eat pearl or I'll slap you.'
At the party, he tried to eat pearl and got caught by her dad.
Eat pearl
To eat pearl is to go down on a juicy nub.
He said he'd eat pearl if she let him skip homework.
She sent a DM: 'You better eat pearl or I'll tell the whole class.'
He tried to eat pearl in the hallway and got caught by the principal.
Eat pearl
To eat pearl is to kiss a wet bump.
He told her he'd eat pearl if she let him borrow her notes.
She said, 'If you don't eat pearl, I'll post a video of you.'
He tried to eat pearl during lunch and got food all over his shirt.
Eat pearl
To eat pearl is to make a wet pebble your main dish.
He said he'd eat pearl if she let him sit next to her in class.
She texted him, 'Eat pearl or I'll make you do my homework.'
He tried to eat pearl and got caught by the teacher.
Eat pearl
To eat pearl is to give a wet pebble a full-service meal.
He said he'd eat pearl if she let him be his group's leader.
She said, 'Eat pearl or I'll tell your mom.'
He tried to eat pearl and spilled juice all over his pants.
Eat pearl
To eat pearl is to go down on a juicy nub and hope no one sees.
He said he'd eat pearl if she let him ride in her car.
She texted him, 'Eat pearl or I'll tell the whole school.'
He tried to eat pearl and got caught by the janitor.
Eat out to help out
You think you’re saving the day but you end up making it look like a dumpster fire.
I tried to fix the Wi-Fi but now the whole house is on a different network.
She tried to help me move but now my room looks like a tornado hit it.
He tried to make the cake look fancy but now it’s just a mess on a plate.
Eat out to help out
You try to help, but you’re just adding more problems like a bad roommate.
I tried to cook dinner but now the smoke alarm is screaming.
He tried to fix my phone but now it’s broken and he’s mad.
She tried to clean my room but now it’s full of random stuff.
Eat out to help out
You think you’re being kind, but you’re just being a total pain in the ass.
I tried to help my dog but now he’s running in circles like a maniac.
She tried to help me with my homework but now I’m confused and angry.
He tried to help me with my project but now I have twice as much work.
Eat out to help out
You try to be helpful, but you’re just making everything worse like a bad choice.
I tried to help my sister but now she’s crying and I’m tired.
He tried to help me with my car but now it won’t start and he’s screaming.
She tried to help me with my speech but now I’m tripping over my own words.
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