Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A mean reply or suggestion, usually full of insults and pure hate.

You’re a f*cking disaster. Eat pie.

I’m gonna fail my math test. Eat pie.

You’re not even worth my time. Eat pie.

2

The absolute best thing you can do in this whole f*cking world.

I’m gonna get a 100 on this test. Eat pie.

I just ate the last slice of pie. Eat pie.

This is the best day ever. Eat pie.

3

A lazy way to insult someone without actually cussing or being dramatic.

You’re so f*cking slow. Eat pie.

You didn’t do your homework. Eat pie.

You just lost the game. Eat pie.

4

A way to say that something is completely irrelevant or doesn’t even matter.

You failed your math test. Eat pie.

I have no f*cking pie. Eat pie.

Your life is a disaster. Eat pie.

5

A way to say you don’t wanna do anything with someone.

I ain’t doing this with you. Eat pie.

You’re too f*cking slow. Eat pie.

I’m gonna go home. Eat pie.

6

An apology that’s so bad you’re almost embarrassed to say it.

I’m sorry I failed your math test. Eat pie.

I’m sorry I broke your phone. Eat pie.

I’m sorry I didn’t do my homework. Eat pie.

7

When your dad yells at you to eat your pie or else you get the iron belt.

I don’t wanna eat my pie. Eat pie.

I’m gonna get the iron belt. Eat pie.

I’m gonna fail my math test. Eat pie.