This phrase is for when you want someone to not just eat poop, but to savor it like it's the best meal ever. You want them to feel like they’re in a poop heaven, and you’re the devil who sent it.
My little brother said I was a bad artist. I told him to eat shit and taste it. He did. And he cried.
My ex said I was a waste of space. I said, 'Eat shit and taste it.' She did. And she still has a bad taste in her mouth.
My teacher gave me a D. I told him to eat shit and taste it. He did. And he didn’t give me any more Ds.
You use this when you want someone to not just swallow poop, but to be stuck with it forever. Like, they’ll be haunted by the smell of it for the rest of their lives.
My friend said my jokes were terrible. I told him to eat shit and taste it. He did. And now he’s haunted by the smell of it.
My cousin said I was a total failure. I told him to eat shit and taste it. He did. And he still smells like it.
My dog ate my homework. I told him to eat shit and taste it. He did. And now he’s a poop dog forever.
This is for when you want someone to not just eat poop, but to feel like they’re dying from it. You want them to suffer and know that you’re the one who put them through that misery.
My neighbor said my lawn was a disaster. I told him to eat shit and taste it. He did. And he almost died.
My mom said I was a lazy kid. I told her to eat shit and taste it. She did. And she’s still mad about it.
My boss gave me extra work. I told him to eat shit and taste it. He did. And now he’s a lazy boss.