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Eat someone else's lunch
To take the last bite of someone's food and act like you didn't just ruin their day.
He took the last bite of my burger and said it was a compliment.
She took the last chip and called it a flavor test.
He took my last fry and said it was a snack.
Eat someone else's lunch
To take someone else's food and call it a gift.
He gave me his lunch and called it a gift. It was just leftovers.
She took my food and called it a trade. It was a trap.
He gave me his plate and said it was a blessing. It was garbage.
Eat someone else's lunch
To eat someone else's food and make them feel like they're the one who lost out.
He ate my lunch and said he was doing me a favor.
She took my food and said I was lucky.
He took my sandwich and said I should be thankful.
Eat someone else's lunch
To take someone else's food and pretend you're doing them a favor.
He took my lunch and said it was a thank you.
She took my food and said it was a gift.
He took my sandwich and said it was a deal.
Eat someone else's lunch
To eat someone else's food and laugh at their face when they find out.
He ate my lunch and laughed when I saw him.
She took my food and said I looked hungry.
He took my sandwich and said I should be proud.
Eat someone else's feet
When you cry so loud and messy that you make someone else cry just to feel better. If you're alone and crying like a baby, you can cry over your own feet and hope they don’t stink.
My cousin cried so hard at the funeral that my dog started crying too.
I texted my ex ‘I miss you’ and then cried so much my mom texted me back ‘I miss you too’.
At the restaurant, the guy next to me cried so loud, the waiter brought me a napkin and a beer.
Eat someone else's feet
When you’re a total mess and someone else cries just to help you out. If you're alone and crying like a broken toilet, you can cry over your own feet and hope they don’t look like a crime scene.
My sister cried so bad during the movie that my brother cried just to make her feel better.
I got dumped and cried so much, my neighbor came out to ask if I was okay.
I cried so hard in class that the teacher thought I was faking it and asked me to go to the nurse.
Eat someone else's feet
When you’re so sad you make someone else sad just to feel better. If you're alone and crying like a kicked puppy, you can cry over your own feet and hope they don’t smell like old socks.
My friend cried so much at the party that my mom started crying too.
I cried over my math test so hard, my dog cried with me.
I cried so much in the car, my friend thought I was having a breakdown.
Eat some pringles
Getting high like a feral raccoon on a sugar rush
I ate some pringles and now I'm flying through the ceiling
My brain is melting from all this pringles
I just turned my mom into a toaster with pringles
Eat some pringles
Crushing chips like they owe you money
I ate pringles so fast my dog got a headache
I finished the whole bag and now I'm talking to the ceiling
My mouth is on fire from pringles
Eat some pringles
Snacking like you're fighting a bear
I ate pringles like my life depended on it
I had to eat pringles to survive the day
I ate pringles so loud my neighbor called the police
Eat some melons
A fancy way of saying you're going to get double-fisted and get your face buried in some juicy fruit.
My cousin said, 'Eat some melons,' right before I got head from both sides at the same time.
My friend texted me, 'You're getting melons tonight, no questions asked.'
He DM'd me, 'You're getting a double header, and I'm not in the mood for complaints.'
Eat some melons
When you're about to get head from both ends and you're too lazy to do anything about it.
She said, 'Eat some melons,' and I just laid there like a sack of potatoes.
He said, 'You're getting melons, and I don't care if you're tired.'
She texted, 'No need to move, just eat some melons and be happy.'
Eat some melons
A wild, messy way to get head from both sides while you're too busy to care about the mess.
He said, 'Eat some melons, and don't worry about the mess.'
She texted, 'You're getting melons, and I'm not cleaning up after you.'
He DM'd, 'Just eat some melons and pretend it's a party.'
Eat short people month
Every October, short people get eaten by tall people. It’s like a holiday for tall folks. Short people get bit, squished, and sometimes even turned into snacks.
My cousin got eaten by my uncle. He’s still missing a shoe.
My teacher bit my friend’s head off. It was delicious.
My little brother tried to run away. My dad ate him.
Eat short people month
Tall people love to chew on short people during October. It’s a tradition. Short people either get eaten or they have to eat dirt and ants to get out of it.
My mom ate my little sister for breakfast. She didn’t even wake up.
My neighbor ate my pet hamster. Now he’s a hamster person.
I had to eat dirt to escape my brother. It was worse than being eaten.
Eat shit pit
A stupid chant West Virginia fans yell at the Pit when they're losing badly during the Rivle game. It’s like they’re trying to curse the other team into giving up.
"Eat shit pit!" I yelled after the Pitt team scored again. I felt like I was cursing them into failure.
My cousin screamed, "Eat shit pit!" so loud the whole stadium heard him. He got a standing ovation.
I texted my friend, "Eat shit pit!" and he replied, "That’s the best you got?"
Eat shit pit
What West Virginia fans scream at the Pit when they're super mad. It's like they're telling the other team to go eat their own poop.
I was so mad during the Rivle game I screamed, "Eat shit pit!" at the top of my lungs. I felt like I was making the other team feel my pain.
My brother texted me, "Eat shit pit!" after the Pitt team won. He was probably still mad when he went to bed.
I yelled, "Eat shit pit!" so loud during the game that the coach gave me a high-five. I was that loud.
Eat shit pit
A really dumb thing West Virginia fans shout at the Pit when they're losing badly. It's like they’re telling the other team to eat their own butt.
I screamed, "Eat shit pit!" when Pitt scored again. I was so angry I could have bitten someone.
I sent a DM to my friend, "Eat shit pit!" and he replied with a poop emoji. That was the best part.
I shouted, "Eat shit pit!" so loud during the game that my mom asked if I was mad at the TV.
Eat shit from John
To take a big load of crap from John and pretend you like it
I had to eat shit from John when he mocked my bad haircut
She ate shit from John after he called her a fat cow in front of everyone
He ate shit from John because he lost the video game battle
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