Eat someone else's feet
When you’re a total mess and someone else cries just to help you out. If you're alone and crying like a broken toilet, you can cry over your own feet and hope they don’t look like a crime scene.
My sister cried so bad during the movie that my brother cried just to make her feel better.
I got dumped and cried so much, my neighbor came out to ask if I was okay.
I cried so hard in class that the teacher thought I was faking it and asked me to go to the nurse.