Eat someone else's feet

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When you cry so loud and messy that you make someone else cry just to feel better. If you're alone and crying like a baby, you can cry over your own feet and hope they don’t stink.
My cousin cried so hard at the funeral that my dog started crying too.
I texted my ex ‘I miss you’ and then cried so much my mom texted me back ‘I miss you too’.
At the restaurant, the guy next to me cried so loud, the waiter brought me a napkin and a beer.
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When you’re a total mess and someone else cries just to help you out. If you're alone and crying like a broken toilet, you can cry over your own feet and hope they don’t look like a crime scene.
My sister cried so bad during the movie that my brother cried just to make her feel better.
I got dumped and cried so much, my neighbor came out to ask if I was okay.
I cried so hard in class that the teacher thought I was faking it and asked me to go to the nurse.
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When you’re so sad you make someone else sad just to feel better. If you're alone and crying like a kicked puppy, you can cry over your own feet and hope they don’t smell like old socks.
My friend cried so much at the party that my mom started crying too.
I cried over my math test so hard, my dog cried with me.
I cried so much in the car, my friend thought I was having a breakdown.
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