Eat someone else's feet
When you’re so sad you make someone else sad just to feel better. If you're alone and crying like a kicked puppy, you can cry over your own feet and hope they don’t smell like old socks.
My friend cried so much at the party that my mom started crying too.
I cried over my math test so hard, my dog cried with me.
I cried so much in the car, my friend thought I was having a breakdown.