Eat some melons

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A fancy way of saying you're going to get double-fisted and get your face buried in some juicy fruit.
My cousin said, 'Eat some melons,' right before I got head from both sides at the same time.
My friend texted me, 'You're getting melons tonight, no questions asked.'
He DM'd me, 'You're getting a double header, and I'm not in the mood for complaints.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you're about to get head from both ends and you're too lazy to do anything about it.
She said, 'Eat some melons,' and I just laid there like a sack of potatoes.
He said, 'You're getting melons, and I don't care if you're tired.'
She texted, 'No need to move, just eat some melons and be happy.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A wild, messy way to get head from both sides while you're too busy to care about the mess.
He said, 'Eat some melons, and don't worry about the mess.'
She texted, 'You're getting melons, and I'm not cleaning up after you.'
He DM'd, 'Just eat some melons and pretend it's a party.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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