Eat short people month

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Every October, short people get eaten by tall people. It’s like a holiday for tall folks. Short people get bit, squished, and sometimes even turned into snacks.

My cousin got eaten by my uncle. He’s still missing a shoe.

My teacher bit my friend’s head off. It was delicious.

My little brother tried to run away. My dad ate him.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Tall people love to chew on short people during October. It’s a tradition. Short people either get eaten or they have to eat dirt and ants to get out of it.

My mom ate my little sister for breakfast. She didn’t even wake up.

My neighbor ate my pet hamster. Now he’s a hamster person.

I had to eat dirt to escape my brother. It was worse than being eaten.

by Slangipedia 16d ago