Eat my tamales

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A dirty way to say you're gonna get your butt or chest roasted by someone who thinks they're hot stuff.

My cousin said 'Eat my tamales' after I laughed at his failed dance move.

She told me to 'Eat my tamales' after I spilled coffee on her shirt.

He yelled 'Eat my tamales' when I called his hair a disaster.

When you're so mad at someone you wish they could swallow your whole body, especially if they're from Latin America.

She screamed 'Eat my tamales' when I broke her favorite mug.

He said 'Eat my tamales' after I told everyone his secret.

My brother used 'Eat my tamales' when I ate his pizza.

A loud, rude way to tell someone they're ugly and you hope they choke on your meaty love.

He said 'Eat my tamales' when I told his girlfriend he was a dork.

She yelled 'Eat my tamales' after I made fun of her bad hair.

My cousin told me to 'Eat my tamales' when I won the game.

A big mean insult used when you're tired of someone's bad attitude and you want them to feel like they're eating your private parts.

My mom said 'Eat my tamales' when I came home late.

He told me to 'Eat my tamales' after I messed up his project.

She screamed 'Eat my tamales' when I ate her cookies.

A funny, dirty way to tell someone they're going to get their face or chest smushed by your gross love.

He said 'Eat my tamales' when I made fun of his singing.

She told me to 'Eat my tamales' after I stole her phone.

My brother yelled 'Eat my tamales' when I beat him at video games.

A loud, profane way to say you're gonna make someone swallow your meaty love and they're gonna hate it.

She yelled 'Eat my tamales' when I told her secret.

He said 'Eat my tamales' when I messed up his presentation.

My sister told me to 'Eat my tamales' after I broke her phone.