Eat my skirt

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It’s like I just handed you a plate full of my snatch and told you to chew it like it was a sandwich.

My ex said 'Eat my skirt' after I left him for his cousin.

She texted me 'Eat my skirt' after I ate her pizza.

He DM’d me 'Eat my skirt' because I called his mom a witch.

You’re basically shoving my crotch in your face and telling me to swallow it like it’s a meatball.

He yelled 'Eat my skirt' during our fight about the dishes.

She said 'Eat my skirt' when I stole her phone.

My brother texted me 'Eat my skirt' because I ate his homework.

It’s like I just walked into a hot dog and you’re the bun.

My crush said 'Eat my skirt' after I made fun of his hair.

She DM’d me 'Eat my skirt' because I ate her sandwich.

He texted me 'Eat my skirt' after I ate his lunch.