Eat my testicular cancer

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A super rude way to tell someone off that came from some dumb school in Vancouver. It’s like saying you wish their balls had a disease so bad it makes their whole body smell like old socks.
My cousin said that to my uncle after he spilled coffee on my mom's new dress.
My teacher said it to the kid who brought a chicken to class.
My dad said it to the guy who tried to steal my mom's phone.
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A stupid insult that people use when they’re mad. It’s like saying you hope their junk is so rotten it turns into a giant fungus that takes over their whole life.
My brother said it to my cousin after he ate my sandwich.
My friend said it to the kid who copied her homework.
My mom said it to the neighbor who yelled at her cat.
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A really gross way to tell someone off. It’s like saying you want their balls to explode and turn into something that smells worse than a dead rat in a trash can.
My dad said it to my uncle after he stole my video game.
My teacher said it to the kid who brought a fish to class.
My friend said it to the guy who took my lunch.
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A dumb insult that people say when they’re angry. It’s like saying you hope their junk is so bad it makes them look like a giant smelly blob.
My cousin said it to my brother after he broke my phone.
My mom said it to the neighbor who yelled at her dog.
My friend said it to the kid who drew on my desk.
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A super rude way to insult someone. It’s like saying you hope their balls are so烂 that they turn into a giant stink bomb that explodes in their face.
My dad said it to my uncle after he stole my candy.
My teacher said it to the kid who brought a rat to class.
My friend said it to the guy who took my chair.
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A really gross insult that people use to be mean. It’s like saying you hope their junk is so烂 it turns into a giant smelly monster that eats their whole life.
My cousin said it to my brother after he broke my video game.
My mom said it to the neighbor who yelled at her cat.
My friend said it to the kid who drew on my desk.
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