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Eatapuss Syndrome
When a woman is so confused about her feelings for another woman that it feels like a bad dream with a bad haircut.
She said she was in love with her best friend. I said, 'That’s not love. That’s a love triangle with a side of confusion.'
My coworker told me she was dating her boss. I said, 'That’s not a relationship. That’s a relationship with a side of drama.'
I walked in on my sister crying in the kitchen. She said, 'I just got dumped by my girlfriend and my mom.' I said, 'That’s not a double dump. That’s a triple dump.'
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Eatapuss Syndrome
When a woman’s heart is so broken by another woman that it feels like a breakup and a bad haircut all at once.
She told me she broke up with her girlfriend because she was tired of her being a drama queen. I said, 'That’s not a drama queen. That’s a drama queen with a side of drama.'
I saw my friend crying in the bathroom. She said, 'I just got dumped by my girlfriend and my mom.' I said, 'That’s not a double dump. That’s a triple dump.'
He asked me why I was so happy. I said, 'Because my ex got dumped by my best friend.' He said, 'That’s not a happy ending. That’s a messy ending.'
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Eatapuss Syndrome
When a woman’s feelings for another woman are so intense that it feels like a bad breakup and a bad haircut all at once.
She told me she was in love with her best friend. I said, 'That’s not love. That’s a love triangle with a side of confusion.'
I saw my coworker make out with her boss. I said, 'That’s not a kiss. That’s a disaster.'
He asked me why I was crying. I said, 'Because my ex got engaged to my best friend.' He said, 'That’s not a problem. That’s a problem with your ex.'
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Eatbeast
A girl who eats like a pig but stays as thin as a stick. They’re the reason you’re always left with the sad crumbs of your snack.
My best friend is an Eatbeast. She ate my whole pizza and still looks like a model.
This girl ate my lunch and didn’t even flinch. I’m still hungry and she’s still pretty.
I tried to eat my snack. My friend, the Eatbeast, took it. I now have a stomachache and she has a smile.
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Eatbeast
A giant woman who eats so much she looks like a meatball the size of a car. She could probably swallow the sun whole.
My aunt is an Eatbeast. She ate six burgers and still had room for ice cream.
That woman at the buffet is an Eatbeast. She ate everything and then asked for seconds.
My cousin is an Eatbeast. She ate the whole cake and still looked like she wanted more.
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Eatamonn
A guy who can't stop eating a woman's snatch like it's the last burger on Earth. He licks it like it's a milkshake and kisses it like it's his ex. Most of them are named Zak and don't care if people call them weird.
My cousin Zak ate my aunt's snatch in front of everyone at the family dinner.
Zak licked the waitress's snatch like it was a free appetizer.
He kissed the barista's snatch and said it tasted like coffee and regret.
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Eatamonn
A dude who eats a woman's snatch like it's a hot dog and then licks it like it's a soda. People laugh at him but he just keeps going. Most of them are named Zak and don't give a damn.
Zak ate his girlfriend's snatch during the movie and didn't even flinch.
He licked the nurse's snatch after she gave him a shot and said it was the best part of the day.
At the party, Zak kissed the DJ's snatch and said it was the beat of his life.
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Eatamonn
A guy who shoves his face in a woman's snatch like it's a taco and licks it like it's a candy bar. People make fun of him but he just keeps eating. Most of them are named Zak and don't care if they're called a freak.
Zak ate his mom's snatch while she was cooking and said it was the best meal ever.
He licked the teacher's snatch after getting detention and said it was like a snack break.
At the restaurant, Zak kissed the waiter's snatch and said it was the best part of his meal.
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Eatamon
A guy who chows down on a lady's privates like they're a free buffet.
I told my buddy he was an Eatamon after he spent 20 minutes on my sister.
My cousin's a total Eatamon, he'll eat anyone who walks in the door.
The guy at the bar was an Eatamon, and I swear he was trying to eat my mom.
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Eatamon
A man who uses his mouth like a vacuum cleaner on a woman’s snatch.
My friend got called an Eatamon because he sucked my aunt’s snatch like it was a soda can.
That guy at the gym is an Eatamon, he eats women’s privates for breakfast.
My brother is an Eatamon, and he eats my mom’s snatch every Sunday.
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Eatamon
A dude who goes in for a face full of a woman’s junk like it's a free pizza.
He’s an Eatamon, he eats my cousin’s snatch like it's a pizza with extra cheese.
My dad’s an Eatamon, and he eats my mom’s privates like it's his favorite meal.
That guy at the club is an Eatamon, he eats women’s junk like it's a five-star restaurant.
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Eatamon
A man who uses his mouth like a trash can for a woman’s snatch.
That guy at the party was an Eatamon, he ate my sister’s privates like it was garbage.
My uncle is an Eatamon, he eats my aunt’s snatch like it's a free snack.
He’s a total Eatamon, he eats women’s junk like it's a landfill.
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Eatamon
A guy who goes in for a face full of a woman’s junk like it's a free lunch.
He’s an Eatamon, he eats my cousin’s snatch like it's a free lunch every day.
That guy at the bar is an Eatamon, he eats my mom’s privates like it's his favorite meal.
My brother is an Eatamon, he eats women’s junk like it's a five-star diner.
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Eatamon
A man who licks a woman’s snatch like it's the last slice of pizza.
He’s an Eatamon, he eats my aunt’s privates like it's the last slice of pizza.
My dad is an Eatamon, he eats my mom’s snatch like it's his favorite snack.
That guy at the gym is an Eatamon, he eats women’s junk like it's a pizza party.
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Eataly
The place where pizza gods come to take a dump.
I went to Eataly and got food poisoning from the cheese.
My dog ate the whole pizza and now he's talking to me like a king.
I swear the sauce was cursed.
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Eataly
A pizza factory run by a bunch of angry Italians.
The guy behind the counter yelled at me for not liking pepperoni.
I got a pizza that looked like it had been kicked by a donkey.
They gave me a side of garlic that could kill a dragon.
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Eataly
The only place where pizza is treated like royalty.
I got a pizza so good, it started whispering secrets to me.
The bread was so fresh, it had a crush on me.
I ate so much, I turned into a pizza myself.
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Eatah-man
A guy who gets his joy from licking and swallowing a woman's private hole
He’s like a dog who only eats the same food every day. Always the same spot, same smell, same mess.
His face is so close to her snatch, you’d think they were about to kiss.
He said he’d rather eat a whole pizza than not get his Eatah-man on.
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Eatah-man
A man who lives to get his face near a woman’s wet hole and then swallow it whole
He was so into it, he didn’t even notice the pizza got cold.
She said he eats like a hungry pig, and she means it.
He tried to eat her out in the middle of a subway. It was like a horror movie.
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Eatah-man
A guy who goes from one woman’s hole to the next, never satisfied
He eats out three girls in one night. He’s like a robot on a mission.
He said he’d rather eat out a whole class than sit in a boring lecture.
He ate out a girl in the park and didn’t even apologize.
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