Eatapuss Syndrome
When a woman’s feelings for another woman are so intense that it feels like a bad breakup and a bad haircut all at once.
She told me she was in love with her best friend. I said, 'That’s not love. That’s a love triangle with a side of confusion.'
I saw my coworker make out with her boss. I said, 'That’s not a kiss. That’s a disaster.'
He asked me why I was crying. I said, 'Because my ex got engaged to my best friend.' He said, 'That’s not a problem. That’s a problem with your ex.'