Eatapuss Syndrome

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When a woman gets all emotional and sexual over another woman because her mom was a hot mess and she’s still mad about it.

My ex said I was her emotional support lesbian. I said she was my emotional support exorcist.

She cried at the lesbian bar and asked the bartender for a shot of mom and a side of drama.

I told my therapist I was in love with my best friend. She said, 'That’s not love. That’s Eatapuss Syndrome.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A woman’s obsession with another woman that feels like a bad breakup and a bad relationship all at once.

I saw my coworker make out with her boss. I said, 'That’s not a kiss. That’s a disaster.'

My sister texted me, 'I think I’m in love with my roommate.' I said, 'That’s not love. That’s Eatapuss Syndrome.'

He asked me why I was crying. I said, 'Because my ex got engaged to my best friend.' He said, 'That’s not a problem. That’s a problem with your ex.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A woman’s habit of using another woman to feel better about herself, even if it ends in tears and a bad haircut.

She told me she broke up with her girlfriend because she was tired of her being a drama queen. I said, 'That’s not a drama queen. That’s a drama queen with a side of drama.'

I walked in on my friend crying in the bathroom. She said, 'I just got dumped by my girlfriend and my mom.' I said, 'That’s not a double dump. That’s a triple dump.'

He asked me why I was so happy. I said, 'Because my ex got dumped by my best friend.' He said, 'That’s not a happy ending. That’s a messy ending.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When a woman is so confused about her feelings for another woman that it feels like a bad dream with a bad haircut.

She said she was in love with her best friend. I said, 'That’s not love. That’s a love triangle with a side of confusion.'

My coworker told me she was dating her boss. I said, 'That’s not a relationship. That’s a relationship with a side of drama.'

I walked in on my sister crying in the kitchen. She said, 'I just got dumped by my girlfriend and my mom.' I said, 'That’s not a double dump. That’s a triple dump.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When a woman’s heart is so broken by another woman that it feels like a breakup and a bad haircut all at once.

She told me she broke up with her girlfriend because she was tired of her being a drama queen. I said, 'That’s not a drama queen. That’s a drama queen with a side of drama.'

I saw my friend crying in the bathroom. She said, 'I just got dumped by my girlfriend and my mom.' I said, 'That’s not a double dump. That’s a triple dump.'

He asked me why I was so happy. I said, 'Because my ex got dumped by my best friend.' He said, 'That’s not a happy ending. That’s a messy ending.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When a woman’s feelings for another woman are so intense that it feels like a bad breakup and a bad haircut all at once.

She told me she was in love with her best friend. I said, 'That’s not love. That’s a love triangle with a side of confusion.'

I saw my coworker make out with her boss. I said, 'That’s not a kiss. That’s a disaster.'

He asked me why I was crying. I said, 'Because my ex got engaged to my best friend.' He said, 'That’s not a problem. That’s a problem with your ex.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago