Eatapuss Syndrome - A woman’s obsession with another woman that feels like a bad

A woman’s obsession with another woman that feels like a bad breakup and a bad relationship all at once.

I saw my coworker make out with her boss. I said, 'That’s not a kiss. That’s a disaster.'

My sister texted me, 'I think I’m in love with my roommate.' I said, 'That’s not love. That’s Eatapuss Syndrome.'

He asked me why I was crying. I said, 'Because my ex got engaged to my best friend.' He said, 'That’s not a problem. That’s a problem with your ex.'