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Eatages
Eatages are the stuff you put in your mouth. If it’s not gross, it’s an eatage. If it’s not gross, it’s not worth eating.
I tried to eat that pizza, and it was like eating cardboard. Not an eatage.
This soup is so bad, it’s not even a real eatage. It’s a fake eatage.
I ate my shoe. That’s an eatage. You’re welcome.
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Eatages
An eatage is something you吞下, like when you’re too lazy to chew. It’s like when you say 'I ate it' but you barely touched it.
I took one bite of that cake. It was an eatage. A sad, tiny eatage.
I swallowed my pride. That was an eatage. A very emotional eatage.
I ate a whole pie. That’s a big eatage. A glorious eatage.
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Eatadakimasu
What you yell before you stuff your face like a greedy pig
I ate 12 burgers. Eatadakimasu, I said before I exploded.
My mom makes the best lasagna. Eatadakimasu, I said before I ate it all.
I'm not a food person. Eatadakimasu, I said before I ate 10 slices of pizza.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
Eatadakimasu
The rude way to start eating before others are ready
I didn’t wait for my friends. Eatadakimasu, I said before I devoured my sandwich.
I saw the pizza and I said Eatadakimasu before anyone else could.
I didn’t even wait for the soup to cool down. Eatadakimasu.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
Eatadakimasu
What you say when you're about to eat something so good it’s like heaven
That cake was heaven. Eatadakimasu, I said before I ate it.
I had a burger so good I said Eatadakimasu before I even took a bite.
That soup was like magic. Eatadakimasu, I said before I drank it all.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
Eatableability
The only way to tell how good something is to eat by looking at how squishy, bumpy, and colored it is. It's like a food version of a beauty pageant, and it's all in the genes.
"This pizza is a 10/10 on the eatableability scale, but it's got a side of racism."
"My soup is a 2/10, but it's got a lot of soul."
"That burger is a 7/10, but it's got a little bit of prejudice."
by Slangipedia 24d ago
Eatableability
Anything can be eaten if you make it small enough. You don't need a fork or a knife, just a little bit of grit and a lot of courage.
"I ate a whole bicycle. It took 3 hours and 20 minutes."
"I put my TV in a blender. It worked, but I don't recommend it."
"I ate a shopping cart. I got a stomach ache, but I got a badge of honor."
by Slangipedia 24d ago
Eatableability
Eatable means it can be eaten. It's like the basic requirement for being a food. If you can't eat it, what's the point?
"This is eatable. It's not good, but it's eatable."
"That’s not eatable. It’s not even edible."
"It’s eatable, but it's not edible. It’s like a half-baked idea."
by Slangipedia 24d ago
Eatableability
Something you don’t get sick just thinking about eating. It's not about how good it is, just about how bad it isn't.
"I wouldn't eat that. It's not eatable, and it's not even edible."
"That cake is eatable, but it's not edible. It’s just okay."
"That pizza is eatable. I didn't throw up, so it's good enough."
by Slangipedia 24d ago
Eatableability
A fancy word for food. It's like calling a sandwich a "delicious creation."
"Don’t bring too many eatables, or you’ll be full for a week."
"That’s not an eatable, that’s a plate of guilt."
"He brought ten eatables, and he’s still hungry."
by Slangipedia 24d ago
Eatableability
How easy something is to eat. Some people don't know the difference between eatable and edible, and they make it sound like it's a big deal.
"This is edible, but it's not eatable. It's like eating a brick."
"That is eatable, but it's not edible. It's like eating a cloud."
"This is edible and eatable, but it’s not very good."
by Slangipedia 24d ago
Eatableability
Food that's not just edible, but it's tasty, easy to eat, and it doesn't make you regret your life choices.
"That cake is eatable. It’s like eating happiness in a plate."
"This burger is eatable. I didn’t cry, so it’s good."
"That pizza is eatable. It's like a dream come true."
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EatableCashew
A total sexist racist who thinks cashews are for girls and minorities.
'Cashews? Pfft, only girls and brown people eat them.'
'I don't even like cashews, but I hate them more because they're for people I hate.'
'If cashews were a person, I'd punch them in the face.'
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EatableCashew
A clueless person who thinks cashews are the worst thing ever and doesn't know why.
'Why would anyone eat cashews? They're just fancy nuts.'
'I don't know why I hate cashews. It just happened.'
'Cashews are like the quiet kid in class who no one notices until they mess up.'
by Slangipedia 24d ago
Eataakur
The king of the friend group. They laugh the loudest, make the worst jokes, and have the biggest d*ck. But inside, they’re just a broken mess screaming for mercy.
"You think you’re funny? I’ll laugh until my lungs explode!", Eataakur after someone made a pun about tacos.
"I’m not crying. I’m just... emotionally damaged.", Eataakur, 2 seconds after being mocked for wearing socks with sandals.
"I’m the king. You’re all peasants. And I’m gonna tax you for snacks.", Eataakur during a group pizza order.
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Eataakur
They’re the jokester, the d*ckhead, and the pain in the a**. But deep down, they’re just a sad kid who doesn’t know how to stop being a drama queen.
"I’m not a drama queen. I’m a *drama queen with a PhD*.", Eataakur, after being called out for crying over a spilled soda.
"You think you’re funny? I’ll laugh until your face turns red.", Eataakur, trying to outlaugh someone at a party.
"I’m not sad. I’m just... strategically vulnerable.", Eataakur, 10 minutes after being mocked for wearing a hat inside.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
Eataakur
The friend group’s favorite idiot. They’re the one who laughs at everything, says the worst things, and hides their pain like it’s a secret mission.
"I’m not an idiot. I’m just... a highly trained idiot.", Eataakur, after being called out for eating a whole pizza alone.
"I laugh so hard, I think I’m gonna die.", Eataakur, after someone told a joke about farts.
"I’ve got a secret mission. It’s called *not being sad*.", Eataakur, 5 minutes after getting mocked for wearing a shirt inside out.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
Eataakur
They’re the class clown, the biggest d*ck, and the one who hides their feelings like they’re a secret agent on a mission.
"I’m not the class clown. I’m the *international clown ambassador*.", Eataakur, after telling a joke about monkeys.
"I’m hiding my feelings like a secret agent in a spy movie.", Eataakur, 2 minutes after being called out for crying over a broken pencil.
"I laugh so hard, my neighbor thinks I’m having a seizure.", Eataakur, after someone told a joke about spaghetti.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
Eataakur
They’re the guy who laughs at everything, says the worst things, and hides their feelings like they’re a secret code.
"I’m not just laughing. I’m *laughing in code*.", Eataakur, after someone told a joke about cats.
"I say the worst things. It’s a *vocation*.", Eataakur, after telling a joke that nobody got.
"I hide my feelings like a secret code. It’s a *priority*.", Eataakur, after being mocked for wearing socks inside out.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
Eataakur
The friend group’s favorite d*ckhead. They’re the one who laughs at everything, says the dumbest things, and hides their pain like it’s a secret mission.
"I’m not a d*ckhead. I’m a *d*ckhead with a master’s degree*.", Eataakur, after telling a joke that nobody got.
"I laugh so hard, I think I’m gonna fall over.", Eataakur, after someone told a joke about dogs.
"I hide my pain like it’s a secret mission. It’s a *priority*.", Eataakur, 1 minute after being called out for crying over a broken pencil.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
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