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The place where pizza gods come to take a dump.
I went to Eataly and got food poisoning from the cheese.
My dog ate the whole pizza and now he's talking to me like a king.
I swear the sauce was cursed.
Eataly
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A pizza factory run by a bunch of angry Italians.
The guy behind the counter yelled at me for not liking pepperoni.
I got a pizza that looked like it had been kicked by a donkey.
They gave me a side of garlic that could kill a dragon.
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The only place where pizza is treated like royalty.
I got a pizza so good, it started whispering secrets to me.
The bread was so fresh, it had a crush on me.
I ate so much, I turned into a pizza myself.