Eatah-man

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A guy who gets his joy from licking and swallowing a woman's private hole
He’s like a dog who only eats the same food every day. Always the same spot, same smell, same mess.
His face is so close to her snatch, you’d think they were about to kiss.
He said he’d rather eat a whole pizza than not get his Eatah-man on.
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A man who lives to get his face near a woman’s wet hole and then swallow it whole
He was so into it, he didn’t even notice the pizza got cold.
She said he eats like a hungry pig, and she means it.
He tried to eat her out in the middle of a subway. It was like a horror movie.
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A guy who goes from one woman’s hole to the next, never satisfied
He eats out three girls in one night. He’s like a robot on a mission.
He said he’d rather eat out a whole class than sit in a boring lecture.
He ate out a girl in the park and didn’t even apologize.
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