Eatamonn
A guy who shoves his face in a woman's snatch like it's a taco and licks it like it's a candy bar. People make fun of him but he just keeps eating. Most of them are named Zak and don't care if they're called a freak.
Zak ate his mom's snatch while she was cooking and said it was the best meal ever.
He licked the teacher's snatch after getting detention and said it was like a snack break.
At the restaurant, Zak kissed the waiter's snatch and said it was the best part of his meal.