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Eatching is when you're eating and watching TV like it's a double date, and you're too lazy to do anything else.

I was eating chips and watching 'The Mask.' I didn't even know I was eating until I saw the mask turn green and I realized I had crumbs on my face.

I was eating pizza while watching 'Friends.' I didn't know it was a pizza until I saw Chandler eat it and then I started eating it too.

I was eating a sandwich while watching 'Friends.' I didn't know it was a sandwich until I saw Ross eat it and then I started eating it too.

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Eatching

Eatching is when you're so full of food and so full of TV that you can't even remember your own name.

I ate a whole cake while watching 'The Bachelor.' I didn't even know who the bachelor was until I saw the cake and then I forgot everything.

I was eating a whole bag of popcorn while watching 'The Office.' I didn't know what the office was until I saw Michael Scott scream and then I forgot everything.

I ate a whole pizza while watching 'Friends.' I didn't know what the pizza was until I saw Joey eat it and then I forgot everything.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatching

Eatching is when you're eating like it's a competition, and the TV is just there to make you feel bad about yourself.

I was eating a whole bag of chips while watching 'The Voice.' I didn't know what the voice was until I saw the chips and then I forgot everything.

I was eating a whole pizza while watching 'The Bachelor.' I didn't know what the bachelor was until I saw the pizza and then I forgot everything.

I was eating a whole sandwich while watching 'The Mask.' I didn't know what the mask was until I saw the sandwich and then I forgot everything.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatching

Eatching is when you're eating and watching TV like you're the main character in a show you don't even know you're in.

I was eating a whole bag of chips while watching 'The Office.' I didn't know I was the main character until I saw the chips and then I forgot everything.

I was eating a whole pizza while watching 'Friends.' I didn't know I was the main character until I saw the pizza and then I forgot everything.

I was eating a whole sandwich while watching 'The Voice.' I didn't know I was the main character until I saw the sandwich and then I forgot everything.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatching

Eatching is when you're so busy eating and watching TV that you forget you're even alive.

I was eating a whole bag of chips while watching 'The Office.' I didn't know I was alive until I saw the chips and then I forgot everything.

I was eating a whole pizza while watching 'The Bachelor.' I didn't know I was alive until I saw the pizza and then I forgot everything.

I was eating a whole sandwich while watching 'The Voice.' I didn't know I was alive until I saw the sandwich and then I forgot everything.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatcha ass

When you yell at someone for letting their tongue go where it shouldn't be, like in the back door of your best friend.

Bro, you eatcha ass? Your tongue was in my friend's butt the whole time!

I swear, if you eatcha ass one more time, I'm gonna beat you up.

You eatcha ass? You're worse than my mom's ex.

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Eatcha ass

Calling someone out for using their mouth like a vacuum cleaner on someone else's butt.

You eatcha ass, I saw you doing it in the bathroom.

Don't eatcha ass in front of my sister, she'll cry.

You eatcha ass? I'm gonna tell your mom.

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Eatcha ass

Screaming at someone for letting their mouth go where it doesn't belong, like in someone else's butt.

You eatcha ass, I'm gonna beat you up after school.

Don't eatcha ass in the lunchroom, I'm hungry.

You eatcha ass? You're worse than the lunch lady.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatbud

A person who chows down on flower buds like they're going out of style.

My cousin is an Eatbud. He eats buds so fast, he leaves crumbs in his hair.

She’s an Eatbud and doesn’t care if the buds are sticky or not.

That guy is an Eatbud and eats buds in the middle of the street.

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Eatbud

Someone who eats flower buds like they’re the last piece of pizza.

He’s an Eatbud and eats buds even when they’re old and dry.

My friend is an Eatbud and eats buds in the bathroom.

That girl is an Eatbud and eats buds with her eyes closed.

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Eatbud

A person who eats flower buds like it’s their job and they’re paid in snacks.

He’s an Eatbud and eats buds so much, he’s got a badge for it.

My mom is an Eatbud and eats buds while watching TV.

That kid is an Eatbud and eats buds at the park.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatbud

Someone who eats flower buds like they’re the most important thing in life.

My brother is an Eatbud and eats buds even when he’s mad.

She’s an Eatbud and eats buds with her whole face.

That man is an Eatbud and eats buds in the middle of a fight.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatbud

A person who eats flower buds like they’re the best thing since sliced bread.

He’s an Eatbud and eats buds even when they’re broken.

My friend is an Eatbud and eats buds with a spoon.

That girl is an Eatbud and eats buds while dancing.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatbud

Someone who eats flower buds like they’re a religion and they’re doing a holy ritual.

My cousin is an Eatbud and eats buds every morning before coffee.

He’s an Eatbud and eats buds even when they’re burnt.

That man is an Eatbud and eats buds while meditating.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatboltz

A human who’s like a bad pizza, flat, soggy, and covered in stuff they don’t like. They could be great but they’re just sad at life. Usually eats veggies like they’re saving the world.

My cousin is an Eatboltz. He failed math and still thinks he’s cool.

That girl in class is an Eatboltz. She eats kale like it’s a death sentence.

My mom is an Eatboltz. She turned my dad into a vegetable.

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Eatboltz

Someone who’s so bad at life, they make bad decisions on purpose. They eat veggies and think they’re a king. They could be a beast but they’re just a blob.

My neighbor is an Eatboltz. He eats broccoli and thinks he’s a superhero.

My brother is an Eatboltz. He turned my video game into a vegetable salad.

My teacher is an Eatboltz. She gave me a D and called it a gift.

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Eatboltz

A human who looks like a failed experiment. They eat veggies and think they’re a god. They could be epic, but they’re just a mess.

My friend is an Eatboltz. He eats carrots and thinks he’s going to win the lottery.

My pet is an Eatboltz. He eats lettuce and cries.

My boss is an Eatboltz. He gave me a raise and then said it was a joke.

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Eatapuss Syndrome

When a woman gets all emotional and sexual over another woman because her mom was a hot mess and she’s still mad about it.

My ex said I was her emotional support lesbian. I said she was my emotional support exorcist.

She cried at the lesbian bar and asked the bartender for a shot of mom and a side of drama.

I told my therapist I was in love with my best friend. She said, 'That’s not love. That’s Eatapuss Syndrome.'

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Eatapuss Syndrome

A woman’s obsession with another woman that feels like a bad breakup and a bad relationship all at once.

I saw my coworker make out with her boss. I said, 'That’s not a kiss. That’s a disaster.'

My sister texted me, 'I think I’m in love with my roommate.' I said, 'That’s not love. That’s Eatapuss Syndrome.'

He asked me why I was crying. I said, 'Because my ex got engaged to my best friend.' He said, 'That’s not a problem. That’s a problem with your ex.'

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Eatapuss Syndrome

A woman’s habit of using another woman to feel better about herself, even if it ends in tears and a bad haircut.

She told me she broke up with her girlfriend because she was tired of her being a drama queen. I said, 'That’s not a drama queen. That’s a drama queen with a side of drama.'

I walked in on my friend crying in the bathroom. She said, 'I just got dumped by my girlfriend and my mom.' I said, 'That’s not a double dump. That’s a triple dump.'

He asked me why I was so happy. I said, 'Because my ex got dumped by my best friend.' He said, 'That’s not a happy ending. That’s a messy ending.'

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