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Eated the soap
In jail, instead of letting your cellmate drop the soap on your butt, you suck his cock just to keep the soap from hitting your face. That’s the real prison game.
I sucked my cellmate’s cock to avoid the soap drop.
No soap on my butt today, I’m a real-life hero.
I got a face full of soap, and I’m not happy.
Eated the soap
After eating the soap, your brain becomes a super-powered genius who can solve math problems in their head and curse like a sailor.
I eated the soap and now I can solve math in my head.
I got smarter and started cussing like a sailor.
I ate soap and now I can do math and swear like a pro.
Eatductive
When you make your day extra good by shoving your face full of your favorite snack while your friends laugh at you like you’re a silly kid.
I ate six burgers and my friend took a video of me crying from happiness.
My mom called me and I was eating pizza with my homies and I said 'I’m not coming home.'
I got a promotion and I celebrated by eating all the cake and then fell asleep on the floor.
Eatductive
When you turn your day into a food festival just to annoy your friends and yourself.
I ate three pies and my friend said I was going to explode.
I got a new job and I spent all my money on burgers and fries.
I called my homie and said, 'I’m eating pizza until I die.'
Eatductive
When you eat so much you forget your name and your friends think you’re a monster.
I ate a whole cake and my friend said I looked like a monster.
I ate so much I could barely walk and my homie laughed at me.
I ate pizza until I couldn’t speak and my friend took a picture of me.
Eatductive
When you make your day extra awesome by stuffing your mouth full of food like you’re trying to win a contest.
I ate so much I could barely breathe and my friend said I looked like a champ.
I had a bad day and I ate all my snacks and then my homie said I was happy again.
I ate so much I got a stomachache and my friend said it was worth it.
Eatductive
When you eat your favorite food with your friends and it feels like you’re in heaven but you’re also a bit gross.
I ate ice cream with my homie and we both looked like angels but also like messes.
I had a pizza party and it was so good I forgot my name.
I ate cake and my friend said I looked like a unicorn.
Eatductive
When you turn your day into a food party just to make your friends laugh and yourself happy.
I ate so much I had to sit down and my friend said I looked like a king.
I had a bad day and I ate all my snacks and my friend said I was back to normal.
I ate pizza and my homie took a picture of me and said I looked like a hero.
Eatchoself
When you eat yourself so hard you turn into a meatball.
I ate myself so fast I looked like a meatball at a buffet.
After that pizza, I was basically a self-eating meatball.
My stomach was full of me. I ate myself like a snack.
Eatchoself
You chew yourself up like a bad sandwich.
I bit myself so much I tasted my own flavor.
My mouth was full of me like a bad lunch.
I chewed myself like I was trying to eat a sandwich made of me.
Eatchoself
When you swallow yourself like a bad decision.
I swallowed myself like I was trying to get rid of a bad idea.
That burrito was so big I swallowed myself.
I ate myself like it was the last thing I would ever do.
Eatchoself
You eat yourself like you're trying to escape your own body.
I ate myself like I was trying to get out of my own skin.
I chewed myself up to get away from my own mess.
I ate myself like it was a prison break.
Eatchoself
You gobble yourself down like a selfish snack.
I gobbled myself down like I was the only snack in the world.
I ate myself like I was a greedy kid at a party.
I swallowed myself like it was my favorite snack.
Eatchoself
You eat yourself like you're trying to finish your own job.
I ate myself like I was the last person left to finish the work.
I chewed myself up because I had no one else to blame.
I ate myself like it was my own personal task.
Eatchoo
A made-up way to say 'eat you' that sounds like a insult. Tiny Hungarian girls use it when they're scared or mad.
Eatchoo! You're gonna regret this!
Eatchoo? I'm not afraid of you!
Eatchoo! You're gonna get what's coming to you!
Eatchoo
A silly word that means 'eat you.' Used by little Hungarian girls when they feel like getting revenge.
Eatchoo! I'll make you regret talking to me!
Eatchoo! You're gonna eat my lunch!
Eatchoo! I'm gonna beat you up!
Eatchoo
A weird way to say 'eat you' that little Hungarian girls shout when they're angry or scared.
Eatchoo! You're gonna be my lunch!
Eatchoo! I'm gonna eat you alive!
Eatchoo! I'm not going down without a fight!
Eatchoo
A stupid word that means 'eat you.' Tiny Hungarian girls yell it when they're mad or nervous.
Eatchoo! You're gonna get it!
Eatchoo! I'm gonna eat you!
Eatchoo! You're gonna wish you never met me!
Eatching
Eatching is when you stuff your face while watching something so stupid you can't believe you're still watching it.
I ate three pizzas while watching the whole series of 'The Bachelor' and still didn't understand why they're still together.
I watched eight episodes of 'The Office' while eating a whole bag of chips. My couch is now a graveyard of crumbs.
I tried to eat a sandwich while watching 'America's Got Talent.' The talent part was good, but the sandwich was better.
Eatching
Eatching is when you're so deep into a show that you forget you're eating, and then you get a mouth full of food and a face full of drama.
I was eating a burger while watching 'Breaking Bad.' I didn't realize I was crying until I bit into the cheese and it was also sad.
I ate a whole cake while watching 'Game of Thrones.' I didn't even notice the cake was chocolate until I saw the blood on the screen.
I tried to eat a taco while watching 'Friends.' I didn't know what the taco was until I saw Ross scream at Monica.
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