Eatchoself

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When you eat yourself so hard you turn into a meatball.
I ate myself so fast I looked like a meatball at a buffet.
After that pizza, I was basically a self-eating meatball.
My stomach was full of me. I ate myself like a snack.
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You chew yourself up like a bad sandwich.
I bit myself so much I tasted my own flavor.
My mouth was full of me like a bad lunch.
I chewed myself like I was trying to eat a sandwich made of me.
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When you swallow yourself like a bad decision.
I swallowed myself like I was trying to get rid of a bad idea.
That burrito was so big I swallowed myself.
I ate myself like it was the last thing I would ever do.
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You eat yourself like you're trying to escape your own body.
I ate myself like I was trying to get out of my own skin.
I chewed myself up to get away from my own mess.
I ate myself like it was a prison break.
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You gobble yourself down like a selfish snack.
I gobbled myself down like I was the only snack in the world.
I ate myself like I was a greedy kid at a party.
I swallowed myself like it was my favorite snack.
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You eat yourself like you're trying to finish your own job.
I ate myself like I was the last person left to finish the work.
I chewed myself up because I had no one else to blame.
I ate myself like it was my own personal task.
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