Eated the soap

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Smoking weed and then chomping down a bar of soap like it's the last meal on Earth, then somehow floating home in a bubble like a stupid fairy. Some long-haired weirdo on the sidewalk told me this nonsense.

I eated the soap and floated home like a bubble-butt fairy.

I smoked a blunt and then ate soap like it was a snack.

I got high and then chewed soap like it was a curse.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The most goddamn amazing quote ever said. It’s like the universe screaming, ‘I’m proud of you, human.’

‘Eated the soap’ is the best quote I’ve ever heard.

That quote is so good, it should be on a T-shirt.

That line is so legendary, it deserves a statue.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

In jail, instead of letting your cellmate drop the soap on your butt, you suck his cock just to keep the soap from hitting your face. That’s the real prison game.

I sucked my cellmate’s cock to avoid the soap drop.

No soap on my butt today, I’m a real-life hero.

I got a face full of soap, and I’m not happy.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

After eating the soap, your brain becomes a super-powered genius who can solve math problems in their head and curse like a sailor.

I eated the soap and now I can solve math in my head.

I got smarter and started cussing like a sailor.

I ate soap and now I can do math and swear like a pro.

by Slangipedia 14d ago