Eaten by beers
When you’re so drunk you’re just a pile of beer farts
I was eaten by beers and passed out on the floor
My sister got eaten by beers and talked to a dog
I was eaten by beers and tried to eat a plate
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Eaten by beers
When you’re so wasted you’re like a drunk squirrel with a beer problem
I was eaten by beers and tried to bite a lamp
My friend got eaten by beers and screamed at a chicken
I was eaten by beers and danced like a fool
Eaten by beers
When you drink so much you’re just a drunk beer mop
I was eaten by beers and tried to drink a whole bottle
My brother got eaten by beers and fell on the floor
I was eaten by beers and yelled at my mom
Eaten by a Shark
You've never been through it. You're just making up nonsense to look cool.
You think you're tough? I’ve been eaten by a shark and I still have my teeth.
You're like a kid who's never been to the beach. Shut up.
You’re just spittin’ out words like a broken toaster.
Eaten by a Shark
You're full of hot air and no real experience. Go back to your fishbowl.
You haven’t even seen the ocean. How do you know what a shark is?
You're like a goldfish who thinks it's a lion.
You're just spittin’ out words like a fish that forgot how to swim.
Eaten by a Shark
You're just a kid with a mouth full of glitter and no real stories.
You haven’t even been near the water. You're just daydreaming.
You're like a kid who thinks a puddle is the ocean.
You're just blabbering like a fish that got stuck in a blender.
Eaten Potato Waffle
A half-assed attempt at a meal that looks like it was dropped in a trash can and stepped on.
I tried to eat it, but it tasted like my cousin's old shoes.
This thing is so bad, I think it's trying to haunt me.
I took one bite and instantly regretted my entire existence.
Eaten Potato Waffle
A waffle that got run over by a potato and then left to rot in the sun.
It looked like it had been through a war and lost.
I ate it and now my tongue feels like it's on fire.
This waffle is the reason I don't like breakfast.
Eaten Potato Waffle
A breakfast food that looks like it was abandoned by a group of sad potatoes.
It was so bad, my dog refused to eat it.
I tried to save it, but it was already dead inside.
That waffle is the reason I skipped school today.
Eaten Clean
Licking a woman’s snatch so hard it dries up and screams for mercy.
He ate her clean so fast she had to beg for water.
She was so used to it she started laughing through the pain.
He licked her until she was basically a dehydrated noodle.
Eaten Clean
Sucking a woman’s snatch until it’s nothing but a sad, dry hole.
He sucked her so much she couldn’t even pee properly after.
She was so eaten clean she started crying over spilled milk.
He sucked her until she was like a sad, wet sock.
Eaten Clean
Licking a woman’s pussy until it’s nothing but a sad, broken snack.
He licked her clean so much she couldn’t even smile anymore.
She was eaten clean so fast she forgot how to breathe.
He licked her until she was like a soggy cracker that forgot it was snack time.
EatemNSmile
He’s like a cocky dog who won’t stop sniffing your butt until he makes you pee your pants from laughing and cumming so hard.
He ate me out for an hour and I still haven’t stopped smiling. I think I might have peed on the floor.
He made me squirt so much I had to take a shower. And I still couldn’t stop laughing.
He’s like a siren, I couldn’t resist his tongue. I came so hard I passed out.
EatemNSmile
He eats your pussy so good it’s like you’re getting a foot massage from a god. And you’re too tired to even care about your blisters.
He made me cum so much I had to take a nap. And I still smiled the whole time.
He licked me like I was the last slice of pizza. I came so hard I forgot my name.
He ate me out and I cried. I think I might have peed on the floor.
EatemNSmile
He’s the king of the tongue and he doesn’t stop until you’re begging him to let you go.
He licked me until I was begging him to stop. I think I might have passed out.
He made me cum so much I had to take a break. I think I might have fainted.
He’s the best eater I’ve ever had. I came so hard I forgot my phone number.
EatemNSmile
He’s like a monster who eats your pussy and doesn’t stop until he’s made you cum so much you’re dizzy and crying.
He ate me out and I cried. I think I might have peed on the floor.
He made me cum so hard I had to sit down. I was dizzy for an hour.
He’s like a monster. He made me cum so much I forgot my name.
EatemNSmile
He’s so good at eating your pussy it’s like you’re getting a blowjob from a pornstar and a massage from a saint all at once.
He made me cum so much I had to take a nap. I think I might have fainted.
He licked me like I was the best thing he ever had. I came so hard I passed out.
He’s the best eater I’ve ever had. I think I might have peed on the floor.
EatemNSmile
He eats your pussy until you’re so cummed out you can’t even stand up. And you’re still smiling like an idiot.
He made me cum so hard I had to sit down. I still smiled like an idiot.
He licked me until I couldn’t walk. I was too happy to care.
He ate me out so much I had to take a break. I still smiled the whole time.
Eated the soap
Smoking weed and then chomping down a bar of soap like it's the last meal on Earth, then somehow floating home in a bubble like a stupid fairy. Some long-haired weirdo on the sidewalk told me this nonsense.
I eated the soap and floated home like a bubble-butt fairy.
I smoked a blunt and then ate soap like it was a snack.
I got high and then chewed soap like it was a curse.
Eated the soap
The most goddamn amazing quote ever said. It’s like the universe screaming, ‘I’m proud of you, human.’
‘Eated the soap’ is the best quote I’ve ever heard.
That quote is so good, it should be on a T-shirt.
That line is so legendary, it deserves a statue.