Eaten Potato Waffle

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A half-assed attempt at a meal that looks like it was dropped in a trash can and stepped on.
I tried to eat it, but it tasted like my cousin's old shoes.
This thing is so bad, I think it's trying to haunt me.
I took one bite and instantly regretted my entire existence.
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A waffle that got run over by a potato and then left to rot in the sun.
It looked like it had been through a war and lost.
I ate it and now my tongue feels like it's on fire.
This waffle is the reason I don't like breakfast.
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A breakfast food that looks like it was abandoned by a group of sad potatoes.
It was so bad, my dog refused to eat it.
I tried to save it, but it was already dead inside.
That waffle is the reason I skipped school today.
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