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Eater Man

A hot girl who makes you think you’re her hero, until she dumps you for the next guy. She’s got a smile that could melt ice cream and a heart that’s tougher than a donut.

You: ‘I love you!’ Her: ‘I love you too… for now.’

You: ‘We’re going to be together forever!’ Her: ‘Forever? I don’t think that’s how it works.’

You: ‘You’re my forever girl!’ Her: ‘You’re my one-night stand.’

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Eater Man

A pretty girl who acts like your best friend, but she’s just using you. She’ll make you fall in love, then drop you like a hot potato.

You: ‘We’re going to be together forever!’ Her: ‘Forever? That’s a long time.’

You: ‘I can’t live without you!’ Her: ‘That’s sweet. Now go get me a coffee.’

You: ‘You’re my everything!’ Her: ‘You’re my fun thing for the week.’

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Eater Man

A woman who eats men for breakfast. She’ll date three guys at once and laugh at your pain while she’s doing it.

You: ‘You’re my one and only!’ Her: ‘You’re my favorite, but I’ve got more.’

You: ‘I love you!’ Her: ‘You’re cute, but I’ve got others.’

You: ‘You’re my forever girl!’ Her: ‘Forever? I’ve got more forever girls.’

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Eater Man

A magical woman who makes you fall in love with her, but she doesn’t even care. She’ll flirt with other guys in front of you and then dump you like you were yesterday’s news.

You: ‘You’re my everything!’ Her: ‘You’re my fun thing for the week.’

You: ‘We’re perfect together!’ Her: ‘You’re cute, but I’ve got others.’

You: ‘You’re my forever girl!’ Her: ‘You’re my last minute thing.’

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Eater Man

A smart, pretty woman who knows how to play the game better than you. She’ll get all the guys and break their hearts just for fun.

You: ‘I love you!’ Her: ‘You’re cute, but I’ve got others.’

You: ‘We’re going to be together forever!’ Her: ‘Forever? That’s a long time.’

You: ‘You’re my everything!’ Her: ‘You’re my fun thing for the week.’

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Eater Man

A pretty girl who acts like your best friend, but she’s just using you. She’ll make you fall in love, then drop you like a hot potato.

You: ‘You’re my everything!’ Her: ‘You’re my fun thing for the week.’

You: ‘We’re perfect together!’ Her: ‘You’re cute, but I’ve got others.’

You: ‘You’re my forever girl!’ Her: ‘You’re my last minute thing.’

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Eater Fetish

A person whose whole life is about getting someone else to watch them stuff their face with food. The watcher doesn’t have to be naked, but they better not be eating. They just sit there like a f***ing lunatic, staring at you like you’re their new favorite toy.

My cousin watches me eat a whole pizza by himself. I didn’t even ask him to come over.

My girlfriend’s friend watched me eat soup for two hours. I felt like a f***ing animal in a cage.

My dad sits there and watches me eat donuts every Sunday. He doesn’t even like donuts.

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Eater Fetish

The opposite of an eater fetish. This person loves watching people eat, but only if they were the one who got the food. They don’t care if the food is burnt, frozen, or f***ing alien stuff. They just want to be thanked like they’re the best person who ever lived.

I got my friend a burger and he cried when he ate it. I felt like I’d won the lottery.

My mom brought me a cake from the store. I ate it and thanked her. She f***ing screamed.

My brother got me a pizza. I ate it, thanked him, and he f***ing hugged me like I was his lost love.

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EatenPussy

How I wish I could swallow Emily's snatch whole!

Bro I wish I could eat Emily’s pussy like it’s a pizza

I’d eat Emily’s pussy if it was the last thing I ever did

Emily’s pussy looks like it’s gonna feed me for a week

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EatenPussy

I wanna take a bite of Emily’s snatch like it’s a donut

Emily’s pussy is the best snack I’ve ever seen

If Emily’s pussy was a dessert, I’d eat it every day

I want to nibble on Emily’s snatch like it’s a cheeseburger

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EatenPussy

Emily’s snatch is the only thing I want to eat today

I’d rather eat Emily’s pussy than my mom’s cooking

Emily’s snatch is the only meal I need

If I had a choice between lunch and Emily’s snatch, I’d pick the snatch

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EatenJimmy

how Emily grabs my Jimmy HC like it's the last steak at a diner

Emily took my Jimmy HC before I could even blink

She bit my Jimmy HC like it owed her money

My Jimmy HC got eaten by Emily while I was getting coffee

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EatenJimmy

Emily stealing my Jimmy HC like it's a snack during a movie

She took my Jimmy HC right in the middle of my snack time

Emily snatched my Jimmy HC like it was a popcorn bag

I was eating my Jimmy HC and she took it like it was a side dish

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EatenJimmy

Emily eating my Jimmy HC like it's a prize from a game show

She ate my Jimmy HC like she just won a million dollars

Emily took my Jimmy HC like it was the final question

My Jimmy HC was devoured by Emily like she was a contestant on a game show

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Eaten themself

They are so bloated it looks like they swallowed their own face and now they’re stuck in a meat locker.

My cousin looked like a sausage in a sauna after Thanksgiving.

That guy at the buffet looked like he ate a whole pizza and then his own reflection.

She came to class and looked like a deflated balloon that was also a meatball.

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Eaten themself

They’re so full they look like they got stuffed into a trash can and then screamed at a pizza.

My uncle looked like a burrito that was also a trash can after dinner.

The guy at the gym looked like he swallowed a gym ball and a whole pizza.

My friend looked like a hot dog that had a whole fry inside it.

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Eaten themself

They’re so fat they look like they were wrapped in bacon and then eaten by a donut.

My mom looked like a donut that was also a sausage link.

He looked like he was dipped in syrup and then eaten by a pizza.

My neighbor looked like a burger that had a whole sandwich inside it.

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Eaten by beers

When you drink so much beer you’re like a drunk slop bowl

I was eaten by beers after the bar closed

My friend got eaten by beers and tried to dance on a table

I was eaten by beers and cried in a bathroom

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Eaten by beers

When you’re so drunk you’re basically a walking beer can

I was eaten by beers and tried to talk to the ceiling

My cousin got eaten by beers and fell off a chair

I was eaten by beers and started singing off-key

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Eaten by beers

When you’re so wasted you’re like a bar fight in a blender

I was eaten by beers and threw a pizza at my friend

My brother got eaten by beers and yelled at a light bulb

I was eaten by beers and cried on a couch

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