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Eater's Remorse
The kind of regret that comes from eating so much you wish you could just die and be done with it.
I ate a whole pie and now I want to die instead of deal with this guilt.
After that big meal, I feel like I should be in a coffin.
I just ate so much I wish I could just vanish into thin air.
Eater's Remorse
That annoying feeling you get when you realize you just ate something so bad it might ruin your whole life.
I ate that greasy burger and now I feel like my life is over.
That donut was the worst decision of my life and now I regret everything.
I just ate that food and now I’m questioning all my life choices.
Eater's Remorse
The shame you feel when you eat something so bad it’s like your body is punishing you for it.
That pizza was so bad I feel like my body is trying to kill me.
After that ice cream, I feel like I’ve been exiled from the food kingdom.
I just ate that meal and now I’m being publicly shamed by my stomach.
Eater's Remorse
The embarrassment you get after eating something so bad it’s like your whole family is judging you.
I ate that sandwich and now my whole family is giving me the side-eye.
After that snack, my mom is giving me the look of pure disappointment.
I just ate that food and now my dog is judging me.
Eater's Block
When you're staring at a food app like it owes you money and you can't pick anything because everything looks like a trap.
I opened the app and my brain exploded. I just wanted pizza. Now I'm confused.
I tried to order food and it took me 10 minutes. My friend just texted me: 'Just pick something.'
I looked at the app, saw 20 options, and yelled at my phone. It didn’t help.
Eater's Block
When you're with friends and they all have different food cravings and you end up arguing over where to eat like it's the final battle of the century.
We were trying to decide where to eat and it turned into a war. I just wanted tacos. They wanted sushi. Now we're at a pizza place. Everyone's mad.
My friends are arguing over food like it's a competition. I just wanted to eat.
I had to pick a place to eat and now my friends are mad because I chose the wrong one.
Eater's Block
When you’re so full of choices that your brain shuts down and you just end up eating whatever because it’s easier than thinking.
I had too many options and my brain went to sleep. I just picked the first thing I saw. Now I'm eating a burger at 2 a. m.
I couldn’t decide what to eat so I just grabbed the cheapest thing on the menu. It was a hot dog. I regret nothing.
I had 10 options and I picked the one that looked like it would take the least time to eat. Now I'm eating a salad and I'm mad.
Eater nation
A stupid person who follows @voideaterr like a lovesick puppy, just to get a free snack or a shoutout.
"I’m eating a whole pizza because he said I looked good in a hat."
“He told me to eat a donut, so I ate three.”
“I didn’t even like the snack, but I ate it anyway because he said I was cool.”
Eater nation
A brainless fan who thinks @voideaterr is a god, and will eat anything he says just to be noticed.
"He said I looked like a donut, so I ate one in front of my mom."
“I ate a burrito at 2 a. m. because he told me to.”
“I swallowed a whole cookie just to get a like on his tweet.”
Eater nation
A person who will do anything @voideaterr says, even if it means eating something that looks like a science experiment.
"He said I looked like a sandwich, so I ate a whole loaf of bread."
“I swallowed a spicy taco just to prove I was a real eater nation member.”
“He told me to eat a pizza with hot sauce, so I did, and I cried.”
Eater nation
A loser who tweets @voideaterr every day just to get a free snack and pretend they’re important.
"I DM’d him 10 times just to get a bag of chips."
“He gave me a snack because I cried in a tweet.”
“I ate a whole cake because he said I was special.”
Eater nation
A weirdo who will eat anything @voideaterr tells them to, just to feel part of a group.
"He told me to eat a pizza and I did, even though it was 2 a. m."
“I ate a taco with cheese just because he said I looked like one.”
“I swallowed a whole donut just to be in the club.”
Eater nation
A person who lives to follow @voideaterr and will eat whatever he says just to get a like.
"I ate a whole bag of chips just to get a like on his tweet."
“He said I looked like a snack, so I ate one.”
“I swallowed a hot dog just because he said I was cool.”
Eater Outerer
A guy who sucks a girl's willy like it's the last piece of pizza.
He didn't stop until she said, 'I'm gonna need a nap.'
She texted him, 'You're the best at this.' He replied, 'I know.'
He did it in the car. The whole time. No shame.
Eater Outerer
A man who takes a woman's noodle and makes it his own.
He said, 'I'm gonna finish this.' She said, 'You're gonna regret it.'
She cried after he was done. He said, 'It was worth it.'
He did it in the middle of a Zoom call. No one said anything.
Eater Outerer
A guy who goes in like it's a buffet and doesn't leave till he's full.
He said, 'I'm not done yet.' She said, 'You're gonna die.'
He did it in the grocery store. In front of everyone.
He did it on a Tuesday. She didn't even wake up.
Eater Outerer
A man who gets down and does the whole thing like it's a job.
He said, 'This is my favorite part of the day.'
She said, 'You're like a robot.' He said, 'I'm the best robot.'
He did it while eating a burger. No shame.
Eater Outerer
A guy who doesn't just do it. He celebrates it.
He said, 'I'm gonna take a bow.' She said, 'You're gonna take a nap.'
He did it in the park. People stared. He didn't care.
He did it on a train. The conductor was mad.
Eater Outerer
A man who takes a woman's noodle and doesn't let go.
He said, 'I'm not letting go.' She said, 'You're gonna regret it.'
He did it in the elevator. The button was broken.
He did it in the middle of a fight. He won.
Eater Man
A woman who’s cold as a corpse and only cares about her own needs. She’ll flirt with you like you’re the last donut on the plate, then dump you for the next guy who walks by. You’re just a snack to her.
You: ‘We’re perfect together!’ Her: ‘Yeah, until I find someone better.’
You: ‘I’ve never felt this way before.’ Her: ‘That’s cute. Now go get me a coffee.’
You: ‘Can we be more than friends?’ Her: ‘Sure. Just don’t expect me to be more than a fling.’
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