Eater Outerer

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A guy who sucks a girl's willy like it's the last piece of pizza.
He didn't stop until she said, 'I'm gonna need a nap.'
She texted him, 'You're the best at this.' He replied, 'I know.'
He did it in the car. The whole time. No shame.
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A man who takes a woman's noodle and makes it his own.
He said, 'I'm gonna finish this.' She said, 'You're gonna regret it.'
She cried after he was done. He said, 'It was worth it.'
He did it in the middle of a Zoom call. No one said anything.
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A guy who goes in like it's a buffet and doesn't leave till he's full.
He said, 'I'm not done yet.' She said, 'You're gonna die.'
He did it in the grocery store. In front of everyone.
He did it on a Tuesday. She didn't even wake up.
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A man who gets down and does the whole thing like it's a job.
He said, 'This is my favorite part of the day.'
She said, 'You're like a robot.' He said, 'I'm the best robot.'
He did it while eating a burger. No shame.
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A guy who doesn't just do it. He celebrates it.
He said, 'I'm gonna take a bow.' She said, 'You're gonna take a nap.'
He did it in the park. People stared. He didn't care.
He did it on a train. The conductor was mad.
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A man who takes a woman's noodle and doesn't let go.
He said, 'I'm not letting go.' She said, 'You're gonna regret it.'
He did it in the elevator. The button was broken.
He did it in the middle of a fight. He won.
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