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when you think you spelled eastern but it’s really eatern and you’re too proud to fix it

I typed 'eatern' and said 'look at me I’m smart' but I was just wrong

My text said 'eatern' and I sent it to my crush and now I’m embarrassed

I spelled 'eatern' on a test and the teacher called me a fraud

Eatermission is when you stop eating just long enough to take a breath and regroup before shoving more food in your face like it’s your last meal.

"I’m full... for now.", 10 minutes later, she’s eating like a monster.

"I need a break from this pizza.", 2 minutes later, she’s eating like a monster.

"I’ll just rest for a second.", 1 minute later, she’s eating like a monster.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatermission

An eatermission is when you pretend to stop eating so you can go to the bathroom and come back with more food like it’s a secret mission.

"I’m going to the bathroom.", she comes back with a bag of chips.

"I need a minute.", she comes back with a burger.

"I’ll be right back.", she comes back with a whole cake.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatermission

Eatermission is when you give yourself a timeout from eating just to prove you can eat even more after it.

"I’m done.", 5 minutes later, she eats another plate.

"I’m full.", 3 minutes later, she eats another sandwich.

"I’m taking a break.", 1 minute later, she eats another cookie.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatermission

An eatermission is when you lie about being full so you can go get more food and come back like you’re doing your job.

"I’m full.", she goes to get ice cream and comes back like it’s a duty.

"I need a break.", she goes to get a soda and comes back like it’s a mission.

"I’m done.", she goes to get a pizza and comes back like it’s a promotion.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatermission

Eatermission is when you stop eating just to make it look like you’re not eating anymore, but you’re really just waiting to eat more.

"I’m going to take a break.", she stares at the food like it’s a rival.

"I’m done.", she stares at the plate like it’s a challenge.

"I need a minute.", she stares at the burger like it’s a distraction.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eateremus

When your butt is so sore from sitting in wet shorts all day it feels like you got beat with a brick.

I've been sitting in these wet shorts since morning. My butt is like a raw steak.

These shorts are soaked and my ass is screaming at me.

I think my butt is about to fall off from sitting in these wet shorts all day.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eateremus

When your butt is so red and raw it looks like it got burned with a hot dog.

My butt is so red it looks like it got hit with a fire hose.

These wet shorts have turned my ass into a tomato.

I walked in wet shorts all day and now my butt looks like it's on fire.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eateremus

When your butt is so sore from sitting in wet shorts it feels like you've been sitting on a rusty nail.

My butt is killing me. I think I've been sitting on a nail all day.

These wet shorts have made my butt feel like it's been in a war.

I've been sitting in wet shorts so long my butt is like a broken chair.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eateremus

When your butt is so sore it feels like you've been sitting on a pile of broken glass.

My butt is like it's been cut with a knife from sitting in these wet shorts.

I've been sitting in wet shorts so long my butt is like a rock.

These wet shorts have turned my butt into a torture chamber.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eateremus

When your butt is so sore it feels like it's been kicked by a donkey.

These wet shorts have made my butt feel like it's been hit by a truck.

I've been sitting in wet shorts so long my butt is like it's been in a fight.

My butt is so sore it feels like it's been stepped on by a giant.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eateremus

When your butt is so sore from sitting in wet shorts it feels like it's been boiled in soup.

These wet shorts have turned my butt into a soup pot.

I've been sitting in wet shorts so long my butt is like it's been cooked.

My butt is so sore it feels like it's been in a stew.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eaterall

When a kid who doesn't need Adderall snorts it like it's a snack and then eats everything in sight because they're too high to think straight.

I took Adderall to study and now I'm eating my textbook like it's a bag of chips.

I snorted Adderall and now I want a cheeseburger, a pizza, and a whole bag of Skittles.

I studied for five minutes and ate three burgers. That’s not a study session. That’s a food coma.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eaterall

When someone without a doctor’s note takes Adderall just to get a snack rush and ends up eating everything in sight.

I took Adderall and now I’m eating my brother’s lunch like it’s a buffet.

I didn’t need Adderall, but now I’m eating my mom’s lasagna and I don’t even know why.

I studied for two minutes and ate a whole cake. I think I’m a monster.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eaterall

When a person who doesn’t need Adderall takes it just to get a snack rush and ends up eating everything in sight, even if it’s not food.

I took Adderall and now I’m eating my math test like it’s a sandwich.

I took Adderall and now I’m eating my pet’s food like it’s a meal.

I took Adderall and now I’m eating my brother’s hair. That’s not a snack. That’s a nightmare.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eaterall

When someone who doesn’t need Adderall takes Adderall just to get a snack rush and ends up eating everything they can find like it’s their last meal.

I took Adderall and now I’m eating my dad’s socks like they’re cookies.

I took Adderall and now I’m eating my sister’s homework like it’s a pizza.

I took Adderall and now I’m eating my neighbor’s cat. That’s not a snack. That’s a crime.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eaterall

When someone who doesn’t need Adderall takes Adderall just to get a snack rush and ends up eating everything they see like it’s a food fight.

I took Adderall and now I’m eating my mom’s coffee like it’s a cake.

I took Adderall and now I’m eating my brother’s backpack like it’s a sandwich.

I took Adderall and now I’m eating my teacher’s chalk like it’s candy.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eaterall

When someone who doesn’t need Adderall takes Adderall just to get a snack rush and ends up eating everything in sight like it’s a food festival.

I took Adderall and now I’m eating my dog’s bowl like it’s a buffet.

I took Adderall and now I’m eating my friend’s face like it’s a snack.

I took Adderall and now I’m eating my math teacher’s calculator like it’s a snack bar.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eater's Remorse

The gut-wrenching guilt you get when you realize you just ate like a pig and your stomach is now screaming at you.

I ate four burgers and now my pants are tight and my soul is dead.

After that dessert, my stomach is doing the cha-cha and I’m doing the blame game.

I just ate a whole pizza by myself and now I feel like a monster.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eater's Remorse

The aftermath of eating so much junk it feels like your body is turning into a garbage can.

I ate three tacos and now I’m regretting every single decision I’ve ever made.

I just ate a whole bag of chips and I feel like I’ve been cursed.

After that snack attack, I feel like I’ve been hit by a food truck.

by Slangipedia 24d ago