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Eateth on

A loud, obnoxious way of telling someone to go for it, even if they're probably going to fail.

"Eateth on, you lard-burger! I bet you're gonna fall flat on your face!"

"Eateth on, you s***-eating beast! I bet you're gonna win this match!"

"Eateth on, you greasy goblin! I bet you're gonna f*** this up!"

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatery

A fancy word for a place that sells food, used so people who think they're cool can sound like they're in a movie.

'Is this an eatery or just a greasy spoon? I can't tell if I'm dining or dying.'

'This place calls itself an eatery. I think it's just a hole in the wall with a sign that says 'eat me'.'

'I went to an eatery. It had 12 menus and no food. I'm not sure if I'm hungry or just confused.'

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatery

When you shove food in your mouth so hard it feels like your face is trying to escape your skull. Also a place that charges you for the privilege of eating.

'I went to the eatery and it cost me $20 for a sandwich. I didn't even get a side of shame.'

'The eatery is open 24/7. I don't know if that's a good thing or just a warning.'

'I asked if the eatery was open and they said 'Yes, but only if you pay us in tears.'

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatery

A fast way to ask someone if they’ve already eaten, usually because you’re too lazy to say it out loud.

'Hey, did you eat already?' 'No, I just ate at an eatery. You’re asking me that? I’m confused.'

'Eatery? I didn’t eat, I just got food on my face.'

'I asked if they ate already. They said 'No, I just ate at an eatery. You’re asking me that?'

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatery

SPERMMMMMMM. That’s not a word. That’s a feeling. A scream. A curse. A moment of rage.

'I saw SPERMMMMMMM on the screen. My soul screamed.'

'My dog ate SPERMMMMMMM. Now it’s screaming too.'

'I texted my friend SPERMMMMMMM. He didn’t reply. He just died.'

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatery

The only place I go to hang out, because my house is just a place I live and then I leave.

'The eatery is my hangout. My house is just a place where I live and then I leave.'

'I went to the eatery. It was the only place I could be me and not feel like I was being judged.'

'The eatery is the only place I go. I don’t go to my house because that’s just a place where I sleep.'

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatery

When someone eats another person’s dick, and it happens in a place that makes it look like it's happening on purpose.

'The eatery was the worst. Someone ate a dick. I didn’t even know what was happening.'

'The eatery was so bad, I ate a dick just to escape it.'

'The eatery had a sign that said 'Dinner and Dick Eating' and I believed it.'

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatery

A Canadian place where you pay for food, but the tables wobble like they're drunk and the pits are just there for show.

'The eatery had a flaming pit. I didn’t cook. I just stared at it like it was my ex.'

'I went to the eatery. The table wobbled so much, I thought I was on a rollercoaster.'

'The eatery said I could cook my own food. I didn’t. I just burned it and cried.'

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatersint

A spot where you can grab a meal without spending a fortune or getting yelled at by someone who thinks they’re the king of the buffet.

I found a new Eatersint, it’s a food truck that doesn’t charge me for the privilege of existing.

My mom says the grocery store is an Eatersint because I can just steal the snacks.

I don’t need a restaurant. I got a hot dog stand. That’s an Eatersint, and I’m not sorry.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatersint

A place where you can eat without breaking the bank or getting a food coma from eating too much.

That pizza place near the park is my favorite Eatersint, it’s cheap and the cheese is good.

My friend’s house is an Eatersint because I can just eat whatever he’s eating.

I don’t need a fancy restaurant. I’ve got a burger joint. That’s an Eatersint, and I’m living my best life.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatersint

Any location where you can get food without being forced to pay for it or being judged by a food critic.

I found a new Eatersint, it’s a vending machine that doesn’t judge me for my snack choices.

My neighbor’s yard is an Eatersint because I can just grab whatever he’s eating.

I don’t need a restaurant. I’ve got a taco stand. That’s an Eatersint, and I’m not sorry.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatersint

A place where you can eat without paying, getting yelled at, or being forced to like the food.

The school cafeteria is the best Eatersint, I can eat whatever I want and no one cares.

My cousin’s house is an Eatersint because I can just eat whatever’s left.

I don’t need a fancy place. I’ve got a donut shop. That’s an Eatersint, and I’m happy.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatersint

A spot where you can eat without paying, being scolded, or having to eat something that tastes like regret.

That pizza place across the street is my go-to Eatersint, it’s cheap and I don’t have to eat anything I don’t like.

My best friend’s house is an Eatersint because I can just eat whatever’s on the table.

I don’t need a restaurant. I’ve got a hot dog stand. That’s an Eatersint, and I’m not sorry.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatersint

Any place where you can get food without paying, getting yelled at, or having to eat something that tastes like regret.

I found a new Eatersint, it’s a food truck that doesn’t charge me for the privilege of existing.

My mom says the grocery store is an Eatersint because I can just steal the snacks.

I don’t need a fancy place. I’ve got a burger joint. That’s an Eatersint, and I’m living my best life.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatership

How many people are shoveling food into their mouths at a place that sells food.

My lunch line was so packed, I got food from the trash can.

The cafeteria had 500 people, and I was the 501st.

I ate so fast, my food came out of my nose.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatership

A measure of how many people are stuffing their faces in a food spot.

I had to elbow my way through 20 people just to get my taco.

The number of people in the cafeteria was like a meatball festival.

I got my food and someone took it from me like I was a kid in a candy store.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatership

The crowd of people eating at a place that gives out food, like a hungry mob.

I walked into the diner and it was like a war zone.

The number of people eating was so big, the table groaned.

There were so many people, I thought I was at a buffet for pigs.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatership

A count of how many people are chewing their food in a place that serves food.

I got my burger and it was like a group project with 100 people.

The cafeteria had so many people, I thought I was at a food convention.

I tried to eat my sandwich, but there were 50 people in front of me.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatership

How many people are gorging themselves in a place that sells food.

I walked into the cafeteria and it was like a pig pen.

There were so many people eating, I thought I was in a food coma factory.

I tried to grab my food, but someone took it from me like I was a kid.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

Eatern

when you’re too lazy to spell eastern and it looks like eatern because you’re dumb

I was typing 'eastern' and it came out 'eatern' because I’m a brain-dead idiot

My friend tried to say 'eastern' but it was 'eatern' and he called me a moron

I wrote 'eatern' on my homework and my teacher flipped out and called me a disaster

by Slangipedia 24d ago