Eatery

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A fancy word for a place that sells food, used so people who think they're cool can sound like they're in a movie.

'Is this an eatery or just a greasy spoon? I can't tell if I'm dining or dying.'

'This place calls itself an eatery. I think it's just a hole in the wall with a sign that says 'eat me'.'

'I went to an eatery. It had 12 menus and no food. I'm not sure if I'm hungry or just confused.'

When you shove food in your mouth so hard it feels like your face is trying to escape your skull. Also a place that charges you for the privilege of eating.

'I went to the eatery and it cost me $20 for a sandwich. I didn't even get a side of shame.'

'The eatery is open 24/7. I don't know if that's a good thing or just a warning.'

'I asked if the eatery was open and they said 'Yes, but only if you pay us in tears.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A fast way to ask someone if they’ve already eaten, usually because you’re too lazy to say it out loud.

'Hey, did you eat already?' 'No, I just ate at an eatery. You’re asking me that? I’m confused.'

'Eatery? I didn’t eat, I just got food on my face.'

'I asked if they ate already. They said 'No, I just ate at an eatery. You’re asking me that?'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

SPERMMMMMMM. That’s not a word. That’s a feeling. A scream. A curse. A moment of rage.

'I saw SPERMMMMMMM on the screen. My soul screamed.'

'My dog ate SPERMMMMMMM. Now it’s screaming too.'

'I texted my friend SPERMMMMMMM. He didn’t reply. He just died.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The only place I go to hang out, because my house is just a place I live and then I leave.

'The eatery is my hangout. My house is just a place where I live and then I leave.'

'I went to the eatery. It was the only place I could be me and not feel like I was being judged.'

'The eatery is the only place I go. I don’t go to my house because that’s just a place where I sleep.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When someone eats another person’s dick, and it happens in a place that makes it look like it's happening on purpose.

'The eatery was the worst. Someone ate a dick. I didn’t even know what was happening.'

'The eatery was so bad, I ate a dick just to escape it.'

'The eatery had a sign that said 'Dinner and Dick Eating' and I believed it.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Canadian place where you pay for food, but the tables wobble like they're drunk and the pits are just there for show.

'The eatery had a flaming pit. I didn’t cook. I just stared at it like it was my ex.'

'I went to the eatery. The table wobbled so much, I thought I was on a rollercoaster.'

'The eatery said I could cook my own food. I didn’t. I just burned it and cried.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago