Eatery
When someone eats another person’s dick, and it happens in a place that makes it look like it's happening on purpose.
'The eatery was the worst. Someone ate a dick. I didn’t even know what was happening.'
'The eatery was so bad, I ate a dick just to escape it.'
'The eatery had a sign that said 'Dinner and Dick Eating' and I believed it.'