Eatery
A Canadian place where you pay for food, but the tables wobble like they're drunk and the pits are just there for show.
'The eatery had a flaming pit. I didn’t cook. I just stared at it like it was my ex.'
'I went to the eatery. The table wobbled so much, I thought I was on a rollercoaster.'
'The eatery said I could cook my own food. I didn’t. I just burned it and cried.'