Eatermission

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Eatermission is when you stop eating just long enough to take a breath and regroup before shoving more food in your face like it’s your last meal.

"I’m full... for now.", 10 minutes later, she’s eating like a monster.

"I need a break from this pizza.", 2 minutes later, she’s eating like a monster.

"I’ll just rest for a second.", 1 minute later, she’s eating like a monster.

An eatermission is when you pretend to stop eating so you can go to the bathroom and come back with more food like it’s a secret mission.

"I’m going to the bathroom.", she comes back with a bag of chips.

"I need a minute.", she comes back with a burger.

"I’ll be right back.", she comes back with a whole cake.

Eatermission is when you give yourself a timeout from eating just to prove you can eat even more after it.

"I’m done.", 5 minutes later, she eats another plate.

"I’m full.", 3 minutes later, she eats another sandwich.

"I’m taking a break.", 1 minute later, she eats another cookie.

An eatermission is when you lie about being full so you can go get more food and come back like you’re doing your job.

"I’m full.", she goes to get ice cream and comes back like it’s a duty.

"I need a break.", she goes to get a soda and comes back like it’s a mission.

"I’m done.", she goes to get a pizza and comes back like it’s a promotion.

Eatermission is when you stop eating just to make it look like you’re not eating anymore, but you’re really just waiting to eat more.

"I’m going to take a break.", she stares at the food like it’s a rival.

"I’m done.", she stares at the plate like it’s a challenge.

"I need a minute.", she stares at the burger like it’s a distraction.