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When a kid who doesn't need Adderall snorts it like it's a snack and then eats everything in sight because they're too high to think straight.
I took Adderall to study and now I'm eating my textbook like it's a bag of chips.
I snorted Adderall and now I want a cheeseburger, a pizza, and a whole bag of Skittles.
I studied for five minutes and ate three burgers. That’s not a study session. That’s a food coma.
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When someone without a doctor’s note takes Adderall just to get a snack rush and ends up eating everything in sight.
I took Adderall and now I’m eating my brother’s lunch like it’s a buffet.
I didn’t need Adderall, but now I’m eating my mom’s lasagna and I don’t even know why.
I studied for two minutes and ate a whole cake. I think I’m a monster.
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When a person who doesn’t need Adderall takes it just to get a snack rush and ends up eating everything in sight, even if it’s not food.
I took Adderall and now I’m eating my math test like it’s a sandwich.
I took Adderall and now I’m eating my pet’s food like it’s a meal.
I took Adderall and now I’m eating my brother’s hair. That’s not a snack. That’s a nightmare.
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When someone who doesn’t need Adderall takes Adderall just to get a snack rush and ends up eating everything they can find like it’s their last meal.
I took Adderall and now I’m eating my dad’s socks like they’re cookies.
I took Adderall and now I’m eating my sister’s homework like it’s a pizza.
I took Adderall and now I’m eating my neighbor’s cat. That’s not a snack. That’s a crime.
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When someone who doesn’t need Adderall takes Adderall just to get a snack rush and ends up eating everything they see like it’s a food fight.
I took Adderall and now I’m eating my mom’s coffee like it’s a cake.
I took Adderall and now I’m eating my brother’s backpack like it’s a sandwich.
I took Adderall and now I’m eating my teacher’s chalk like it’s candy.
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When someone who doesn’t need Adderall takes Adderall just to get a snack rush and ends up eating everything in sight like it’s a food festival.
I took Adderall and now I’m eating my dog’s bowl like it’s a buffet.
I took Adderall and now I’m eating my friend’s face like it’s a snack.
I took Adderall and now I’m eating my math teacher’s calculator like it’s a snack bar.
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