Eater Man

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A woman who’s cold as a corpse and only cares about her own needs. She’ll flirt with you like you’re the last donut on the plate, then dump you for the next guy who walks by. You’re just a snack to her.
You: ‘We’re perfect together!’ Her: ‘Yeah, until I find someone better.’
You: ‘I’ve never felt this way before.’ Her: ‘That’s cute. Now go get me a coffee.’
You: ‘Can we be more than friends?’ Her: ‘Sure. Just don’t expect me to be more than a fling.’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A hot girl who makes you think you’re her hero, until she dumps you for the next guy. She’s got a smile that could melt ice cream and a heart that’s tougher than a donut.
You: ‘I love you!’ Her: ‘I love you too… for now.’
You: ‘We’re going to be together forever!’ Her: ‘Forever? I don’t think that’s how it works.’
You: ‘You’re my forever girl!’ Her: ‘You’re my one-night stand.’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A pretty girl who acts like your best friend, but she’s just using you. She’ll make you fall in love, then drop you like a hot potato.
You: ‘We’re going to be together forever!’ Her: ‘Forever? That’s a long time.’
You: ‘I can’t live without you!’ Her: ‘That’s sweet. Now go get me a coffee.’
You: ‘You’re my everything!’ Her: ‘You’re my fun thing for the week.’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A woman who eats men for breakfast. She’ll date three guys at once and laugh at your pain while she’s doing it.
You: ‘You’re my one and only!’ Her: ‘You’re my favorite, but I’ve got more.’
You: ‘I love you!’ Her: ‘You’re cute, but I’ve got others.’
You: ‘You’re my forever girl!’ Her: ‘Forever? I’ve got more forever girls.’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A magical woman who makes you fall in love with her, but she doesn’t even care. She’ll flirt with other guys in front of you and then dump you like you were yesterday’s news.
You: ‘You’re my everything!’ Her: ‘You’re my fun thing for the week.’
You: ‘We’re perfect together!’ Her: ‘You’re cute, but I’ve got others.’
You: ‘You’re my forever girl!’ Her: ‘You’re my last minute thing.’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A smart, pretty woman who knows how to play the game better than you. She’ll get all the guys and break their hearts just for fun.
You: ‘I love you!’ Her: ‘You’re cute, but I’ve got others.’
You: ‘We’re going to be together forever!’ Her: ‘Forever? That’s a long time.’
You: ‘You’re my everything!’ Her: ‘You’re my fun thing for the week.’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A pretty girl who acts like your best friend, but she’s just using you. She’ll make you fall in love, then drop you like a hot potato.
You: ‘You’re my everything!’ Her: ‘You’re my fun thing for the week.’
You: ‘We’re perfect together!’ Her: ‘You’re cute, but I’ve got others.’
You: ‘You’re my forever girl!’ Her: ‘You’re my last minute thing.’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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