Eater Man
A pretty girl who acts like your best friend, but she’s just using you. She’ll make you fall in love, then drop you like a hot potato.
You: ‘We’re going to be together forever!’ Her: ‘Forever? That’s a long time.’
You: ‘I can’t live without you!’ Her: ‘That’s sweet. Now go get me a coffee.’
You: ‘You’re my everything!’ Her: ‘You’re my fun thing for the week.’