Eater Man
A smart, pretty woman who knows how to play the game better than you. She’ll get all the guys and break their hearts just for fun.
You: ‘I love you!’ Her: ‘You’re cute, but I’ve got others.’
You: ‘We’re going to be together forever!’ Her: ‘Forever? That’s a long time.’
You: ‘You’re my everything!’ Her: ‘You’re my fun thing for the week.’