Eater Man
A hot girl who makes you think you’re her hero, until she dumps you for the next guy. She’s got a smile that could melt ice cream and a heart that’s tougher than a donut.
You: ‘I love you!’ Her: ‘I love you too… for now.’
You: ‘We’re going to be together forever!’ Her: ‘Forever? I don’t think that’s how it works.’
You: ‘You’re my forever girl!’ Her: ‘You’re my one-night stand.’