Eater's Block

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When you're staring at a food app like it owes you money and you can't pick anything because everything looks like a trap.

I opened the app and my brain exploded. I just wanted pizza. Now I'm confused.

I tried to order food and it took me 10 minutes. My friend just texted me: 'Just pick something.'

I looked at the app, saw 20 options, and yelled at my phone. It didn’t help.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

When you're with friends and they all have different food cravings and you end up arguing over where to eat like it's the final battle of the century.

We were trying to decide where to eat and it turned into a war. I just wanted tacos. They wanted sushi. Now we're at a pizza place. Everyone's mad.

My friends are arguing over food like it's a competition. I just wanted to eat.

I had to pick a place to eat and now my friends are mad because I chose the wrong one.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

When you’re so full of choices that your brain shuts down and you just end up eating whatever because it’s easier than thinking.

I had too many options and my brain went to sleep. I just picked the first thing I saw. Now I'm eating a burger at 2 a. m.

I couldn’t decide what to eat so I just grabbed the cheapest thing on the menu. It was a hot dog. I regret nothing.

I had 10 options and I picked the one that looked like it would take the least time to eat. Now I'm eating a salad and I'm mad.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago