Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you drink so much beer you’re like a drunk slop bowl

I was eaten by beers after the bar closed

My friend got eaten by beers and tried to dance on a table

I was eaten by beers and cried in a bathroom

2

When you’re so drunk you’re basically a walking beer can

I was eaten by beers and tried to talk to the ceiling

My cousin got eaten by beers and fell off a chair

I was eaten by beers and started singing off-key

3

When you’re so wasted you’re like a bar fight in a blender

I was eaten by beers and threw a pizza at my friend

My brother got eaten by beers and yelled at a light bulb

I was eaten by beers and cried on a couch

4

When you’re so drunk you’re just a pile of beer farts

I was eaten by beers and passed out on the floor

My sister got eaten by beers and talked to a dog

I was eaten by beers and tried to eat a plate

5

When you’re so wasted you’re like a drunk squirrel with a beer problem

I was eaten by beers and tried to bite a lamp

My friend got eaten by beers and screamed at a chicken

I was eaten by beers and danced like a fool

6

When you drink so much you’re just a drunk beer mop

I was eaten by beers and tried to drink a whole bottle

My brother got eaten by beers and fell on the floor

I was eaten by beers and yelled at my mom