Eaten by a Shark

You think you're tough? I’ve been eaten by a shark and I still have my teeth.

You're like a kid who's never been to the beach. Shut up.

You’re just spittin’ out words like a broken toaster.

You haven’t even seen the ocean. How do you know what a shark is?

You're like a goldfish who thinks it's a lion.

You're just spittin’ out words like a fish that forgot how to swim.

You haven’t even been near the water. You're just daydreaming.

You're like a kid who thinks a puddle is the ocean.

You're just blabbering like a fish that got stuck in a blender.